Re: Тема за най-безмислен спам / Спорт / Авто-мото / Формула 1

> Commentators at their best
> >
> > "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him"
> > (NZ rugby commentator)
> >
> > "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning
and
> > it was amazing."
> > (Pat Glenn - Weightlifting commentator)
> >
> > "This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."
> > (Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator)
> >
> > "He's pulling him off! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain
>off!"
> > (Soccer commentator George Hamilton on Spain manager Luis Suarez's
> > substitution of Butragueno during their world cup qualifier with
>Ireland
> > in Seville, 1992)
> >
> > "The black players at this club lend the side a lot of skill and
flair,
> > but you also need white players in there to balance things up and
give
> > the team some brains and some common sense."
> > (Crystal Palace chairman Ron Noades, speaking in 1991)
> >
> > "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body"
> > (Winston Bennett)
> >
> > "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it
which
> > is identical"
> > (Murray Walker)
> >
> > "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father"
> > (Greg Norman)
> >
> > "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of
them
> > serious"
> > (Alan Minter)
> >
> > "The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball "
> > (John Francombe)
> >
> > "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same
thing
> > again"
> > (Terry Venables)
> >
> > "I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the
> > Premiership, but there are none better."
> > (Ron Atkinson)
> >
> > "He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see
it
>all
> > over their faces."
> > (Ron Atkinson)
> >
> > "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is
kissing
>the
> > cox of the Oxford crew."
> > (Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977)
> >
> > "Morcelli has four fastest 1500-metre times ever. And all those
times
> > are at 1500 metres."
> > (David Coleman)
> >
> > "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on
the
> > field."
> > (Metro Radio)
> >
> > "and later we will have action from the men's cockless pairs..."
> > (Sue Barker)
> >
> > "Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."
> > (Ron Atkinson)
> >
> > "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the
air
> > for even longer."
> > (David Acfield)
> >
> > "What will you do when you leave football, Jack, will you stay in
> > football?"
> > (Stuart Hall - Radio 5 live
> >
> > "There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs
and
> > showing his class"
> > (David Coleman at The Montreal Olympics)
> >
> > "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is
that,
> > before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
> > them........... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
> > (USTV commentator)