Не е майтап, наистина...
Превеждам книга с (мръсни) вицове. Някои от тях не стават поради игра на думи, реалии и т.н. Попаднах на тези "девизи" (?), които ми харесват, но не ми стига поетично въображение, за да ги преведа (имам някои идеи, но не искам да ви влияя).
Значи... (могат да участват и жени)
Possible Slogans for National Condom Week:
Cover your stump before you hump.
Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
Don't be silly, protect your willy.
When in doubt, shroud your spout.
Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
If you go in heat, package your meat.
She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
If you're gonna have it off, have it on.
Things are not as bad as they seem. They are worse.
Bill Press
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