"Last month, a worlwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:

Would you please give your honest opinion about the solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?

The survey was, not surprisingly, a huge failure:

> In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant

> In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant

> In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant

> In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant

> In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant

> In south America they didn't know what "please" meant

> In the US they didn't know what the "rest of the world" meant.