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 why god never received PhD :) |
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| Автор | navlek_anon (Нерегистриран) | |
| Публикувано | 12.12.00 10:26 |
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Why God Never Received a PhD:
1. He had only one major publication
2. It was in Hebrew
3. It had no references
4. It wasn't published in a referred journal
5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what
has he done ever since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited
8. The scientific community has had a hard time
replicating his results
9. He never applied to the ethics board for permission
to use human subjects
10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it
by drowning his subjects
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he
deleted them from the sample
12. He rarely came to class, just told students to
read the book
13. Some say he had his son teach the class
14. He expelled his first two students for learning
15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of
his students failed his tests
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held
on a mountaintop.
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