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 gwb разговаря... |
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| Автор | aз (Нерегистриран) | |
| Публикувано | 23.03.03 02:27 |
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WHITE HOUSE CONVERSATIONS ...
GEORGE: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
CONDI: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
GEORGE: Great. Lay it on me.
CONDI: Hu is the new leader of China.
GEORGE: That's what I want to know.
CONDI: That's what I'm telling you.
GEORGE: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
CONDI: Yes.
GEORGE: I mean the fellow's name.
CONDI: Hu.
GEORGE: The guy in China.
CONDI: Hu.
GEORGE: The new leader of China.
CONDI: Hu.
GEORGE: The Chinaman!
CONDI: Hu is leading China.
GEORGE: Now whaddya' asking me for?
CONDI: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
GEORGE: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
CONDI: That's the man's name.
GEORGE: That's who's name?
CONDI: Yes.
GEORGE: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
CONDI: Yes, sir.
GEORGE: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
East.
CONDI: That's correct.
GEORGE: Then who is in China?
CONDI: Yes, sir.
GEORGE: Yassir is in China?
CONDI: No, sir.
GEORGE: Then who is?
CONDI: Yes, sir.
GEORGE: Yassir?
CONDI: No, sir.
GEORGE: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
CONDI: Kofi?
GEORGE: No, thanks.
CONDI: You want Kofi?
GEORGE: No.
CONDI: You don't want Kofi.
GEORGE: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
then get me the U.N.
CONDI: Yes, sir.
GEORGE: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
CONDI: Kofi?
GEORGE: Milk! Will you please make the call?
CONDI: And call who?
GEORGE: Who is the guy at the U.N?
CONDI: Hu is the guy in China.
GEORGE: Will you stay out of China?!
CONDI: Yes, sir.
GEORGE: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
CONDI: Kofi.
GEORGE: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
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