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WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? 

MAN: Definitely not! 

WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married? 

MAN: Of course I do. 

WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry? 

MAN: Okay, I'd get married again. 

WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face) 

MAN: (makes audible groan) 

WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed? 

MAN: Where else would we sleep? 

WOMAN: Would you replace my pictures with hers? 

MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do. 

WOMAN: Would she use my golf clubs? 

MAN: No, she's left-handed. 

WOMAN: - - - silence - - - 

MAN: Shit.