...my leet logik skillz are pointing out a better religion to me, a religion of total kewlness, a religion that ownz every1! Let me introduce you to the Kult of the Visible Pink Unikornz! With dis nu l33t kult we shall take over da world! Who needz crappy invisible pink unicorns when we have Mighty Visible Pink Unikornz available 4 l00kin'!! We shall take some White Bicorns, make sure they bek0me Unikornz and paint 'em p1nk! I know some mad-at-artz guyz, they shall paint the Unikornz for free if we let 'em get on board with our awezome kult!


join da kewlest kult ever 4 only $66.6 (no cheques, puleez!)
special price reduction if u find 3 new kult-followaz j0rself! and YES! your fish can join too (of corz it will have to pay)...