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TheForce.net с помощта на TheOneRing.net са направили топ 46 "Защо SW е по-готин от LOTR". Въпреки, че има доста 'американски хумор', има и точни попадения...
 
Top Forty-Six Reasons Star Wars beats Lord of the Rings
46. Dangling participles are easier to understand than mismanaging pronounds and plurals.
by Chris Hanel, Purchaser of New Keyboards
45. In Star Wars, the short guy kicks ass. In LotR, the short guy needs a box.
by LukeHamill
44. It has a Christmas special!
by JerseyPhoenix
43. Unlike Gandalf, Obi-Wan does more than make rooms brighter
by Skychrono
42. The force is the ultimate power, while the ring does little more than compliment a fancy outfit.
by Skychrono
41. Star Wars: Chicks with blasters. LOTR: Chicks with swords. Who'd win at ten paces?
by Wilhelmina
40. It takes half as much time to type "SW" than it takes to type "LOTR".
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards
39. George has better fashion sense than PJ. Mmm, flannel.
by Wilhelmina
38. In Star Wars, Christopher Lee was beaten by an ass-kicking Jedi named Yoda. In LOTR, he was beaten by a slow-moving tree named.... oh, who cares what his name was. HE WAS A TREE, for crying out loud!!
by Blow-Mi-One Cannoli
37. we tells jar-jar to go away, and away he goes! free! free! star wars is free!
by rufus333
36. Cut off Sauron's hand, he goes home and spends thousands of years convalescing. Cut off Ani's hand, he becomes a powerful Sith. Cut off his hand AGAIN, he single-handedly (ha!) defeats the Emperor.
by Wilhelmina
35. because lucas's filmic vision is an original construct, while jackson's is mere adaptation
by jung lah
34. Three words: Slave Girl Outfit
by JediPat
33. Crap Gollum's grammar is
by Tara Wan Kenobi
32. Star Wars' cuddly character - Chewbacca. Lord of the rings cuddly character - Sean Astin. I think chewie wins....
by Tara Wan Kenobi
31. Luke's second cousin, twice removed (on his mothers side) didn't tag along and almost get every one killed
by Tara Wan Kenobi
30. In LOTR, short guys with pointy ears run away like pansies at the sight of danger. In Star Wars, short guys with pointy ears KICK ASS!!!!
by Foxbatkllr
29. Ewan McGregor has such a pretty singing voice
by Bob Fett
28. There were no AT-AT's at Helm's Deep, were there? Hmmm?
by Yoda Soup
27. SW is better cause of the short guys... Frodo- disappears with Ring. R2- dispenses beer. Which do you choose?
by Grand Admiral Jaxx
26. www.fanfilms.net listings: Star Wars fan films-76. Lord of the Rings fan films-1.
by Zarm R'keeg
25. Saruman sends out Orcs to do his bidding. Vader kills enemies personally.
by Cirrocco
24. With the exception of Peter Jackson, SW fans on average outweigh LOTR fans by a good 35-40 lbs. Plus the well-financed ones have access to British sub-machine guns. In other words, because we SAY so.
by Lighthammer72
23. LOTR has a couple o' lousy towers. We have the DEATH STAR!!!
by Jar-Jar and the Cliff
22. Mara Jade lap dance.
by Grand Admiral Gary
21. natalie portman's abs
by iLOVEabs!
20. A sword can't melt through a blast door, much less the gate to the Mines of Moria.
by Sithwitch13
19. You've got Orks, we've got Porkins.
by RU ARTOO?
18. Thrill as an old man tries to figure out how to open an old door!
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards
17. Tatoos consist of more then a white hand slapped in the face.
by Emperoress Palpatine
16. Officer: Lord Vader we have reached an unknown planet in the uncharted regions of space. It is supposedly refered to as Middle Earth. Vader:Sounds boring. Blow it up.
by Darth fipland
15. The Star Wars cast list is more diverse. LOTR is whiter than Tren Lott's Christmas party.
by Deus1138
14. Hrmph. I did not see a SINGLE half-naked elf dancer ANYWHERE in Rivendell...
by attackrat
13. Star Wars wins this one on the merchandising front: I have a Luke with removable hand, but no Legolas with removable clothes.
by Stavromula Beta
12.Obi-wan would have sensed the destruction of Moria. " . . . as if a thousand dwarves cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
by Gigi
11. LOTR: Bill. SW: The Millenium Falcon. No contest.
by Shadowen
10. At least Star Wars has an actual villain, not some stupid burning eye sitting on top of a tower.
by Jacenmaz
9. "Is that an evil, posessed ring in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me," simply does NOT work
by Yoda Soup
8. Luke would want to try and find the good in Saruman.
by Daniel Glasglow
7. How is Frodo going to get Luke? Jump up punch him in the knee?
by Randall Flagg
6. When Luke left home, he got over it.
by Daniel Glasglow
5. The relevent backstory can be told in a 30-second scroll, not a 900-page novel.
by wisefool
4. Warwick Davis doesn't NEED post-production "shortening"!
by Chris Knight
3. Instead of the movies deviating from the books, the books deviate from the movies.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards
2. Obi-wan's hair still looks soft and managable even after fighting on every planet this side of the Kessel Run. Aragorn's? Ha!
by Janson's Funny Twin
1. Taun We is hot. Yeah, you heard me.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards
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SW vs. LOTR [re: Lord Vader]
