101 Reasons why Mountain Biking is
better than Skiing



...and counting!






1. No lift tickets! (I can put that $40 towards my beer budget for the day!)
2. No expensive gaudy hyper-colored overpriced clothes needed.
3. I can take my shirt off (and not freeze my chest hair off!)
4. No traffic jams on way on to mountain bike trails.
5. I don't have to get up early to mountain bike.
6. Dirt tastes better than snow.
7. No lift lines.
8. Little risk of dying in an avalanche.
9. You can bike in the snow but can't ski in the dirt.
10. You don't need to wax your tires.
11. You don't need mountains for mountain biking.
12. You get to wear cool-looking helmets without looking too out of place.
13. You can mountain bike year round without having to live north of the arctic circle or above 9000
feet.
14. You can wear shorts to show off all of those hard-earned scars on your legs.
15. You can mountain bike uphill.
16. Yer "lift ticket" is only $3.08 (retail price at King Soopers of two Banana Power Bars).
17. Bikes have brakes.
18. A bike has a cage for holding your water bottle - skiis don't!

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