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snowboard ili neshto takova
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Автор |
BigAir () |
Публикувано | 14.04.00 13:09 |
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Snowboarding is not a crime...unless you get caught.
By their very nature snowboarders are foul breed. They are young, repugnant and
obnoxious. Their unlawful actions are delirious to kids and their ungrateful
attitudes cannot be tolerated in today's society. Their rancid exploits defy
decency and their very existence is a disgrace to humanity. These so-called
snowboarders are the most ignorant people in existence. They all drop out of
school and receive failing grades. The only type of literature those lowly forms
of life ever read are subversive snowboard magazines that promote Satanism. When
and if these snowboarders graduate from school they usually wind up in dead-end
employment. Only a few lucky ones who don't fall as much become professional
snowboarders. Imagine that, professional devil worshoppers flying through the
air on runaway missiles of wood, plastic and steel.
The typical snowboarder is a junior or a senior in high school, or freshman in college. They hold radical beliefs that are far to the left or right and do not take well to constructive criticisms. Maladjusted to their environment and preffering social isolation from the normal people (they only communicate amongst themselves), their felonious handles
protect them from person-to-person relationships as they frequent the
Usenet Internet newsgroups. There they become the worst mail-bombers and hackers, regardless as to whether their dislike for your posting was founded or not. They are the people who take pleasure in
the "dark side" of the Internet (including computer hacking, theft of
service from telephone utilities, and credit card fraud). They feel their
power is derived from their ability to adversely affect your daily life.
With their inflated egos and stupid nicknames (Juji, BigAir, Zero, X-fysh) they attempt to cause mischief to the ordinary hard working people.
Snowboarders only
temporarily terminate their anti-social activities when the weather conditions
prevent their equipment from operating properly. Where normal children prefer to
stay at home and watch TV all day, snowboarders would rather go outside and
frolic in the fresh air. They are not normal! Another strange thing about these
punk snowboarders is that they refuse to partake in socially acceptable
activities such as wandering around malls or watching the ball games in their
underpants drinking beer. They would rather be on their Satanic sticks
terrorizing the mountain. Snowboards themselves are the most dangerous mode of
transportation today. Statistics involving inattentive skiers crashing into
snowboarders prove that these decks are the tools of death. Perhaps snowboarders
should purchase bicycles.
Their dictionary is limited only to a few words such as "PHAT", "COOL", "ROCKS", "SUCKS", "CHICKS".... Every sentence of course must start with "DUDE".
The clothing worn by snowboarders is the most
offending garb known. They wear the longest shirts ever, with subliminally evil
pictures silk screened onto them. They steal pants from their fathers or procure
them at thrift stores. In conclusion all we can say is that everyone should band
together to generate legislation to keep these ruffians away from the mountains.
Help us make a better and safe world.
ABOLISH SNOWBOARDING!
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Eiiiii
Mnogo e gotino.....
Cool
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Тема
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snowboard ili neshto takova
[re: BigAir]
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Автор |
!@#$% () |
Публикувано | 16.04.00 20:41 |
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mnoogoooo yako vse se chudeh shto e to snowboardist?!? :)))) yavno tvoita stranichka razglejdah naskoro... oshte tam mnogooo me vpechatli :)))
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pichove mnogo e kraino i neverno....
[re: !@#$%]
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Автор |
weekend () |
Публикувано | 16.05.00 15:22 |
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cheli sme podobni statii i za skiorite, koito bivat izkarvani palni oligofreni...
az sam karal ski i minah na snowboard, no prosto niamam konflikti sas skiori shtoto karam po lavinite :))
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pichove mnogo e kraino i neverno....
[re: weekend]
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Автор |
xxx () |
Публикувано | 16.07.00 21:10 |
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брей и аз съм подобен случай ама аз по друг повод нямам конфликти със скиорите:)))))))))
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