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Вместо коледен подарък
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Автор |
ivz (любопитен) |
Публикувано | 25.12.12 10:41 |
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(С извинение на тези от вас, които вече са го видели... без да го споделят тук):
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are the winners:
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
3. Intaxicaton: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) amen!!!
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
Things are not as bad as they seem. They are worse.
Bill Press
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Re: Вместо коледен подарък
[re: ivz]
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Автор |
Diletanta (член) |
Публикувано | 27.12.12 08:02 |
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Напомни ми за словотворчеството на покойния Радой Ралин и незабравимите "сексретарка" и "адвокатил" (не знам дали вторият бисер е негов).
"Кръвната група на бебето? Ами човешка. Предимно..." - Орсън Скот Кард
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Re: Вместо коледен подарък
[re: ivz]
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Автор |
Naki (Company PC Guy) |
Публикувано | 27.12.12 15:01 |
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Мерси, супер са!
11. е име на игра.
Макар че е със "C" де:
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