ами току що прочетох КРАДЕЦ НА ВРЕМЕ
и много ми хареса но имам някои въпроси
е не от сорта как ВРЕМЕ може да роди син
а не можах да разбера
КОЕ Е ПРАВИЛО НОМЕР ЕДНО??????????????
а две и три
щото я препрочетох и номер едно не намерих

И всички заедно:"ЧУМАТА ДА ТРЪШНЕ КОРАВИТЕ ГЛАВИ НА ЕЛФИТЕ!"
Арагорн

As Lobsang followed the ambling Lu-Tze he heard the dojo master, who like all teachers never missed an opportunity to drive home a lesson, say: 'Dojo! What is Rule One?'

Even the cowering challenger mumbled along to the chorus:

'Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men!'

'Good rule, Rule One,' said Lu-Tze, leading his new acolyte into the next room. 'I have met many people who could have heeded it to good advantage.'

There are three determined states the cat could be in: Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.

Тва беше най-капийския лаф в книгата, бе!

Ти го направи! Признай! Много хора са те видели!

:)))))

Готини са, не споря, но все пак - въпрос на лично мнение.

Аз се кефя повече на такива моменти като:

If children were weapons, Jason would have been banned by international treaty.

или

“Are you going to caw or croak, I wonder,” said Lu-Tze, apparently to himself.
“Croak,” said the raven.
“So you're not the raven we saw on the other side of the mountain, then.”
“Me? Gosh, no,” said the raven. “That's croaking territory over there.”
“Just checking.”
The broom rose higher, and set off above the trees in a Hubwards direction.
The raven ruffled its feathers and blinked.
“Damn!” it said. It shuffled around the tree to where the Death of Rats was sitting.
SQUEAK?
“Look, if you want me to do this undercover work you've got to get me a book on ornithology, okay?” said Quoth.

или

“Peaceful?” said War. “Ha! I may as well change m'name to ‘Police Action’, or ‘Negotiated Settlement’!

или

BUT YOU ARE DEMONSTRATING ARROGANCE, PRIDE AND STUPIDITY. THESE ARE EMOTIONS. I WOULD SAY THEY ARE SIGNS OF LIFE.
“Excuse me?” said the shining figure in white.
But you are all alone here!
“Excuse me?”
YES? said Death. WHAT IS IT?
“This is the Apocalypse, yes?” said the shining figure petulantly.
WE ARE TALKING.
“Yes, right, but is it the Apocalypse? The actual end of the actual whole world?”
No, said the Auditor.
YES, said Death. IT IS.
“Great!” said the figure.
What? said the Auditor.
WHAT? said Death.
The figure looked embarrassed.
“Well, not great, obviously. Obviously not great, as such. But it's what I'm here for. It's what I'm for, really.” It held up the book. “Er… I've got the place marked ready. Wow! It's been, you know, so long…”
Death glanced at the book. The cover and all the pages were made of iron. Realization dawned.
YOU ARE THE ANGEL CLOTHED ALL IN WHITE OF THE IRON BOOK FROM THE PROPHECIES OF TOBRUN, AM I CORRECT?
“That's right!” The pages clanged as the angel hurriedly thumbed through them. “And it's clothèd, by the way, if you don't mind. Clo-theddd. Just a detail, I know, but I like to get it right.”
What is happening here? the Auditor growled.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS, said Death, ignoring the interruption. BUT YOU ARE NOT OFFICIAL.
The pages stopped clanking.
“What do you mean?” said the angel suspiciously.
THE BOOK OF TOBRUN HAS NOT BEEN CONSIDERED OFFICIAL CHURCH DOGMA FOR A HUNDRED YEARS. THE PROPHET BRUTHA REVEALED THAT THE WHOLE CHAPTER WAS A METAPHOR FOR A POWER STRUGGLE WITHIN THE EARLY CHURCH. IT IS NOT INCLUDED IN THE REVISED VERSION OF THE BOOK OF OM, AS DETERMINED BY THE CONVOCATION OF EE.
“Not at all?”
I'M SORRY.
“I've been thrown out? Just like the damn rabbits and the big syrupy things?”

или

And now you must all go and bring terror and destruction and so on and so forth, said the Auditor. Correct?
EXACTLY. ONLY, WHILE IT IS TRUE WE HAVE TO RIDE OUT, Death added, drawing his sword, IT DOESN'T SAY ANYWHERE AGAINST WHOM.

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