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Re: Срам, не срам
[re: Birdy]
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Taлиecин (Radiant Brow) |
Публикувано | 04.05.04 00:36 |
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Аммм - стражникът от "Маскарад"?
По този въпрос съществуват две мнения. Едното е неправилно, а другото е моето.
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Re: The Discworld Celebrity Matchmaker.
[re: Hellen]
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Автор |
Taлиecин (Radiant Brow) |
Публикувано | 04.05.04 00:42 |
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Хммм ... след попадение като това долу определено НЯМА и да си помислям за операция за смяна на пола...
Hrun the Barbarian
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So you want a man who doesn't mind doing the dirty work? Or you're holding out for a hero? Brace yourself, kiddo, because we have just the hunk for you! Here's one hero who would never let the girl pay.
All too many 'gentlemen' today think that equality means letting the woman do the work. Rest assured, that's not going to be a problem with Hrun. Better yet, he's not overburdened with intelligence, so he'll be perfectly happy for you to do the thinking! Is that the perfect man or what?
Бий варварина докат` мърда![](http://i.dirbg.com/clubs/icons/cool.gif)
По този въпрос съществуват две мнения. Едното е неправилно, а другото е моето.
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От "Wyrd sisters". Това беше бебето, което Баба Уедъруекс и Леля Ог дадоха на странстващите артисти да отгледат. Престолонаследникът на Ланкър. Той порастна и за малко да наследи баща си на трона. ;-)
Hellen
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"The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo." -- Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters
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Е, все пак си помисли от каква партия се отказваш - ще ти плаща сметките, а мисленето ще оставя на теб... Is that the perfect man or what? ![](http://i.dirbg.com/clubs/icons/laugh.gif)
БЕЗ ПАНИКА
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Абе и аз го реших
Ужас! Казанунда...
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Death
Clearly you could take your pick of mortal lovers - but why compromise, when the Ultimate Gentleman is single? Of all the people of the Discworld, Death is the most human. Patient, honest, fearless and unceasingly striving to do better, you can be sure that, when you most need him, and however busy he is, Death will always be there...
And consider the perks! Unlimited air miles. As much time as you want. And nobody, but nobody, is going to push in front of you. You can even take him home and introduce him to the parents, safe in the knowledge that they won't bat an eye.
![](http://i.dirbg.com/clubs/icons/cool.gif) ![](http://i.dirbg.com/clubs/icons/cool.gif) ![](http://i.dirbg.com/clubs/icons/cool.gif)
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kakto vsi4ki ostanali i az vednaga se vturnah natam...padna mi se tomjohn... tva dobre li e? pomnq koi e, ili po- to4no imam nqkuv spomen, ama ne6to mi se gubi kuv to4no be6e toq iunak...![](http://i.dirbg.com/clubs/icons/blush.gif)
IF ONE DAY YOU WAKE UP AND YOU DON'T SEE THE SUN, YOU'RE DEATH OR YOU ARE THE SUN.
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Аз още като пусна темата си го направих, но забравих да си кажа![](http://i.dirbg.com/clubs/icons/blush.gif) ахмеда ми се падна и при това 71 часов![](http://i.dirbg.com/clubs/icons/tongue.gif)
Хомо хомини лупус
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Казанунда!!!
No mere brutish heroes or homespun philosophers for you - you need a true lover. And no mere man on the whole Disc knows as much about how to turn you on as the world's second-greatest lover.
Casanunda is a dwarf of many talents: swordsman, soldier, highwayman, liar and lover, and never at a loss for a stepladder. The most dynamic and romantic character in any of the books, if this little bundle of fun can't push your buttons, no-one can...
If I seem superhuman I have been misunderstood.
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Пха-пха!
Ми вие с него отдавна си имате любоФни заигравания..![](http://i.dirbg.com/clubs/icons/tongue.gif)
...а на Моркова явно му е изтекъл срока на годност.![](http://i.dirbg.com/clubs/icons/wink.gif)
да пием по едно за здраве
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