Плииз би гууд бойс енд гърлс енд дон'т сей ит'с ступид. То не че не е. Ма това успях да изгугля, като съединих намереното на 2 места. Повечето ревюта са или твърде къси, или твърде дълги.


та.... оля, дано ти бъде полезно.

The Hobbit can be retelled like that :

“
Bilbo Baggins
Ah, now for some peace and quiet. Oops, someone's at the door.
Balin
We're dwarves. I'm the merry one.
Dwalin
I'm the happy one.
Fili
I'm the young one.
Kili
I'm the other young one.
Dori
I'm the funny one.
Nori
I'm the joyous one.
Ori
I'm the cute one.
Oin
I'm the jolly one.
Gloin
I'm the silly one.
Bifur
I'm the one with the funniest name.
Bofur
I'm the one with the looniest name.
Bombur
I'm the fat one.
Thorin
I'm the one with a distinct personality.
Gandalf
Now that you're all here, let's go on a quest.
(They get captured by TROLLS, and it is DANGEROUS, because they almost get EATEN. Then they get captured by ORCS, and it is DANGEROUS, because they almost get EATEN.)
Bilbo Baggins
What have I got in my pocket?
Gollum
I don't know.
(They get captured by SPIDERS, and it is DANGEROUS, because they almost get EATEN.)
Smaug
I'm an evil dragon. Hiss hiss.
(Bilbo Baggins turns INVISIBLE, and then some obscure co-star SLAYS the dragon, and it makes a MESS.)
Bilbo Baggins
I'm going home. Peace and quiet, here I come.
THE END

But this doesn’t show the magic of the book. It’s enchantment, that changed forever the minds of more than 3 generations of readers.
It is a Very good book. I liked it quite a lot, but my perspective on it is rather unusual, since I read it in the fifth grade. At the time it seemed like a very long book, with very long sweeping descriptions of the world it was creating. When I read it again later, it seemed much shorter. But it is very descriptive. This helps to build a strong sense of realism to the world, which makes it an excellent way to escape from this world.

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Редактирано от lkew на 13.06.04 12:56.

and then some obscure co-star SLAYS the dragon



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