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тоя гъзе ли е? "Бог ме запази без драскотина." - кур за германците и десетилетия технологично развитие, не, Бог те запази, педал недоклатен. сега като мине първоначалния шок и осъзнае кво е станало немам търпение чуя новите му песни.

Няма да осъзнае. Той си каза, бог го пази.

И не правильно думать, что есть чьим-то богом обещанный рай...

Zzzz zzzzz.
- HELLO, God SPEAKING.
- Fuck off, DEATH, where is God?
- Sorry, jeffty, he is around. We're playing Uno for the souls of Ukraine.
- Sounds exciting. Put God on the phone.
- Hello.
- Did you really saved that fool?
- Yea...Sorry...Couldn't resist, the vanity urge was just bigger than me.
- You and your vanity, bro. Now we have to listen to another Christian Pop Hard album, don't we, including the singles "Coffee is my savior" and "Coffee loves me".
- That's not the same person, jeffty.
- Fuck'em, they all sound the same. What's wrong with you for fuck sake. Never do that again or I am telling DEATH the real story about the "shepherds" and the "sheep" the night baby J was born.
- No, jeffty, that would be eternal shame!
- Fine, just don't miss an opportunity like that anymore, ok?
- Fine...
- Peace, bro.
- Whatever.