immortality
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immortality
gather around, brothers, and let me tell you a story about immortality.
so I am walking down the street passing by this boy. not any kind of boy. the one with the Skulls headphones, jeans down to the knees, o'neils jacket. degenerate. as I am passing by, he got a bit scared. yes, I am one of those big boys too. as he tried to move further away from me though, he ended up on the cycling lane, walking towards a couple of pushbikes and a scooter. I looked at him, looking back at me, and gave him the international "look ahead" head shake. instead of doing that, he got it all wrong and gave me the international "we are cool, bro" smile. I replied with the same, desperately trying to get him out of trouble, and made the international "look ahead" head shake again. as soon as he lifted his head, 5 extremely dramatic seconds passed by before he found safety between a couple of parked cars. and then...then, brothers, he looked at me with the best international "thank you, bro" smile I have ever seen. if Jesus of Nazareth Himself was to come down to this boy and ask him - "who, my totally fair and in no way capable of lying boy, is the greatest hero on Earth?", he would point at me and say - "jeffty, he is the one who saved me from a three headed dragon, bursting flames, shouting towards me in this lovely winter day. for that, I shall remember him for ever or at least a few more minutes." amen, brothers, enjoy the rest day.
so I am walking down the street passing by this boy. not any kind of boy. the one with the Skulls headphones, jeans down to the knees, o'neils jacket. degenerate. as I am passing by, he got a bit scared. yes, I am one of those big boys too. as he tried to move further away from me though, he ended up on the cycling lane, walking towards a couple of pushbikes and a scooter. I looked at him, looking back at me, and gave him the international "look ahead" head shake. instead of doing that, he got it all wrong and gave me the international "we are cool, bro" smile. I replied with the same, desperately trying to get him out of trouble, and made the international "look ahead" head shake again. as soon as he lifted his head, 5 extremely dramatic seconds passed by before he found safety between a couple of parked cars. and then...then, brothers, he looked at me with the best international "thank you, bro" smile I have ever seen. if Jesus of Nazareth Himself was to come down to this boy and ask him - "who, my totally fair and in no way capable of lying boy, is the greatest hero on Earth?", he would point at me and say - "jeffty, he is the one who saved me from a three headed dragon, bursting flames, shouting towards me in this lovely winter day. for that, I shall remember him for ever or at least a few more minutes." amen, brothers, enjoy the rest day.
