Freelancer looking for Projects!

Hello, My name is Boris Dekaroffskye and I am a freelancer (again :-/) looking for projects

MY expertise:
(in order of proficiency except the Python + lines)

Standard compliant C/C++ under Windows, Unix, SCIOPTA (embedded REAL time os)
Python under Windows or Linux (or BSD for that matter)
Java, with Standard SDK, Mobile (ME), and ENTERPRISE
Bash scripting (I am quite FAMILIAR with this language, and I can build you almost any kind of a script with this language)

Perl: I HATE the language and I LIKE the idea behind it (there is more than one way of doing it)

Ruby + RAILS: I hate them but I can work with them

Python + Django: I like it, but Sometimes I hate it... interpret it as you wish.
Python + web2py
Python + bottle + ? + ? WSGI

(I can also automate almost anything on your system with BASH and Python)
(I am skilled in Multithreading, and other bizz talk Unix System words)
(I still remember how to PROGRAM the Win32API, can you imagine that??)
(I am ASSEMBLERIST: Masm32 + HLA)

(Contact me if your projects needs a programmer at about 3000$/ 50 man-hours rate, I work ANYWHERE, ANY TIME)

Thank you for your time reading this.
For more: dekaroffskye@gmail.com

Karmic ~ slap! <: your ears ~ pierce:.


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(Excuse me for posting extra post bellow)

For the interested, I have a CV + motivation file, in a nice PDF format

Hire me! Not them!

Karmic ~ slap! <: your ears ~ pierce:.

Extra-curricular Activities:

(Or how YOU can join ME like in Soviet Russia)

The Glas Programming language!

The Hudobox system!

The Glasoviti Project!

High Level GlendiX Fork! GGlendix!

And many many more!

(You are encouraged to Clone and Diff for yourself! Full BSD licenses for all )
(I am looking for man-hours on the first two projects)

Karmic ~ slap! <: your ears ~ pierce:.

Another Freelancing project I WANT to do is:

Home Chip (device) which you plug in your Бушони area, and It communicates with the Electrical Network w/ Data over Power cables.

The idea is to create an "Artificial" home buttler for your home ENTERTAINMENT area.

Karmic ~ slap! <: your ears ~ pierce:.

Да не са разпуснали цирка?

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Спокойно, знам ги твоите сърбежи.
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А, незнам, аз на цирк не съм ходил от много време... Но тук и без това е точно това (цирк), така че си прав, (освен ако не си седнал разбира се)

Моля те да не насираш темата, тенкю... Ако и триеш СПАМ-ТРОЛА който ще се излее неуминуемо, направо ще си първи чиляк френдов!

Karmic ~ slap! <: your ears ~ pierce:.

Python + Django: I like it, but Sometimes I hate it... interpret it as you wish.
"Ще ли ма нещеш, яла ма на!"
For the interested, I have a CV + motivation file, in a nice PDF format
Искам да питам и за мотивационното - какъв му е смисъла за фриленсър. Все си мислех, че е изобретение на дебелите яйчарки, дето не отбират и байт. Направо ме гръмна с това мотивационно!

Не кликам на нищо което изглежда като трол.

Karmic ~ slap! <: your ears ~ pierce:.

Не. Смисъл в мотивационното писмо ИМА дори ако е само за ТЕБ.

Хубаво е човек да си знае мотивацията: ето я и моята:

Motivation:
I find it rather hard to say in few words what motivates me, except the fact
that I like reading and writing code. Reading and writing texts, I think,
constitutes the main job of a programmer, translating mathematical concepts
to linear text. Achieving an understanding of the internal functioning of a
system is another personal drive. Team play and challenging tasks are a
different source of motivation.

When it comes to having a programming job, however, there are three things
that keep me (and not only me) motivated in the company I work for:
Salary, Job satisfaction, and People (in that order)

Salary:
What motivates me is a steady flow rather than direct financial incentive.
If the money is something I don't have to take care of, I feel motivated.
Building a career is something that doesn't motivate that much, as long as
I feel that I am at the right position at the right time.

Job Satisfaction:
Is the material I work on a delight or a drudgery that needs to be done?
Does that drudgery have a neat solution that saves money and time?
Do I have enough time to research the problem at hand and find
a nice solution? If those questions are answered in a satisfactory way,
I feel the motivation flowing!

People:
Having a tightly knit team with clear but flexible responsibilities and
inflexible unchanging values.

Responsible people who are able to perform without personal
negativity and for whom "taking it out on that poor guy next door" doesn't
make any sense. Of course, those things could easily be outweighed by
having a great salary or doing some important interesting work or even both!

(Although I came to the conclusion that "a great and interesting work"
usually attracts great, interesting and relaxed people { unless it's
the The Linux Kernel people... they are not relaxed :-) }

In short, motivation letters are usually inadequate, destined to look like a
space for the author to advertise his morality and personal world-view.
I am not any different but I took initiative to appear honest and balanced in
those. I hope our personalities match well!

Karmic ~ slap! <: your ears ~ pierce:.

Team play and challenging tasks are a
different source of motivation.
Tук вече яйчарката посяга за телефона да те направи шеф.
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Пита за... кои марки ще работи. Обикновено иска да са международни, но все още не знае, че най-голямото предизвикателство е да се създават и разработват локални марки.

Идеалния кандидат не знае елементарни неща, тая е най-голямата просто!
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И това, съвсем не на последно място. Роден си за шеф, а се занимаваш с глупости!

Basically I am not actively looking for your opinion, but thank you, it's been noticed already.

Karmic ~ slap! <: your ears ~ pierce:.

Я, имало и други радостни от горецитирания идеален кандидат на въпросната буля.
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Нямам акъл за мотивационно, напълно сериозно мисля да ползвам булшит-генератора, ако се наложи някога да угодя на подобна учена и взискателна персона.

Пич... направо ти давам ПРАВА за копирането, МОДИФИЦИРАНЕТО на моето Писъмце

Оригинално съм го кръстил: Motivation Letter Manifesto (of a free-programmer)

Ако нещо те кефи в него, давам ти пълното право да го ползваш, но БЕЗ да ме цитираш, ок?

Karmic ~ slap! <: your ears ~ pierce:.

cut the bullshit , колко пари на час ти е цената

3000$ / 20дни = 300$ / 2дни : МАКсимум

2000$/20дни = 200$/ 2 дни: Среда

1600$/20дни = 160/два дни: минимум

Karmic ~ slap! <: your ears ~ pierce:.

Aз вече съм го записал на харда, ама булшит-генератора ги вади по-цветисти. И си е желязно правило да спазвам анонимността по форуми, така, че споко.

Еххх човече :)
Нали ти казвам, че от всички HR простотии, мотивационното писмо е единственото нещо което си струва да се извърши... Мотивация брат! какво те кара да тик-такаш... трябва да си наясно освен ако не те кефи да си дроидстваш от 9 до 18...

Karmic ~ slap! <: your ears ~ pierce:.

назначен си.
секретарката ми ще се свърже с теб тия дни.

М+З=ВЛ

Е, А ЧЕСТИТО на младоженците!
(Всъщност тая темичка добре се заформя :) )
Karmic ~ slap! <: your ears ~ pierce:.