Rules (updated)
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Rules (updated)
given the amount of bullshit being generated lately, we need to update the rule book.
1. if you are 35 or older, you are not allowed to have an opinion about anything technology related. NOTHING AT ALL. the fucking Indians told you that, not my words.
2. posts like "+1" or
are not acceptable. since most of you are morons, be aware that the only thing that shit like that generates is an extra row in a few tables. nothing useful. nada. fuck 0. zero. the absolute opposite of anything. if you are 14 or older, you are not allowed to post shits like that.
3. off topics are acceptable and welcome. you don't know shit about software in the first place and some of us do this for living; might as well talk about something else the rest of the time.
4. any language can be used. if you don't understand it, google translate that shit. if you still don't understand it, go back to school. and stay there. and read.
5. grammar or spelling police is not welcome. we are not in school.
more to follow. start memorizing these now.
1. if you are 35 or older, you are not allowed to have an opinion about anything technology related. NOTHING AT ALL. the fucking Indians told you that, not my words.
2. posts like "+1" or
are not acceptable. since most of you are morons, be aware that the only thing that shit like that generates is an extra row in a few tables. nothing useful. nada. fuck 0. zero. the absolute opposite of anything. if you are 14 or older, you are not allowed to post shits like that.
3. off topics are acceptable and welcome. you don't know shit about software in the first place and some of us do this for living; might as well talk about something else the rest of the time.
4. any language can be used. if you don't understand it, google translate that shit. if you still don't understand it, go back to school. and stay there. and read.
5. grammar or spelling police is not welcome. we are not in school.
more to follow. start memorizing these now.
Re: Rules (updated)
6. technology is boring. there is nothing high tech in it. nothing high at all. it's just numbers and logic. there is no matrix. keanu reeves is a cock sucker and the nigger's daughter is a porn actress. a good one indeed, but not exactly a Nobel prize winner. stop smoking that shit.
7. data is stored in a database. period. database lives on a hard drive. period. for another period, call Bambina.
8. it's just a programming language. not a mystery gate to another dimension.
9. windows still has the highest percentage. no debate on this. that's a fact. like the fact that my penis is longer than yours. can't debate on that shit. just live it with. like i do. try running in my pants some day.
10. women and technology do not go along. good testers at best. if there are no Indians around. get paid less anyway.
7. data is stored in a database. period. database lives on a hard drive. period. for another period, call Bambina.
8. it's just a programming language. not a mystery gate to another dimension.
9. windows still has the highest percentage. no debate on this. that's a fact. like the fact that my penis is longer than yours. can't debate on that shit. just live it with. like i do. try running in my pants some day.
10. women and technology do not go along. good testers at best. if there are no Indians around. get paid less anyway.
Как да предпазим киселото зеле
Не ли с консерванти и всякаква изкуствения, наблъскана на макс? 
Аз също съм над 35, ама предполагам, че за лелки забраната да пишат в клуба въобще е пълна, не само по определени теми, та затова си пиша за квото искам - така и така я нарушавам.
Аз също съм над 35, ама предполагам, че за лелки забраната да пишат в клуба въобще е пълна, не само по определени теми, та затова си пиша за квото искам - така и така я нарушавам.
Re: Rules (updated)
Джефри, кво се случи в последните месеци в твоя живот бе омраз долен?
Пишката ли не ти става вече?
Парите за курви ли ти свършиха?
Бърнаутна ли?
Не се заяждам в момента. Просто ми е интересно как точно мадъ нейчъ ти зашиба шамарите за да знам аз от кво да се варда, примерно?
Пишката ли не ти става вече?
Парите за курви ли ти свършиха?
Бърнаутна ли?
Не се заяждам в момента. Просто ми е интересно как точно мадъ нейчъ ти зашиба шамарите за да знам аз от кво да се варда, примерно?
Re: Rules (updated)
11. no bitches in the club. if you have a vagina, your opinion only counts as 0.1%. even less if you are a midget.
12. if you have a single post in another club, your opinion only counts as 0.2%.
13. don't be superstitious.
14. do not argue with the rule maker. just obey the rules. this is not a democracy. i am just better than you.
15. keep the rules simple and in portions of five. we are not dealing with the most intelligent people here...
12. if you have a single post in another club, your opinion only counts as 0.2%.
13. don't be superstitious.
14. do not argue with the rule maker. just obey the rules. this is not a democracy. i am just better than you.
15. keep the rules simple and in portions of five. we are not dealing with the most intelligent people here...
Re: Rules (updated)
last few months i started practicing a new sport. you can't practice it though so there is no point in telling you what. been traveling a little bit but that's usual for me. fuck it, the question is too broad like that...
my dick is fine and as i mentioned numerous times, bigger than yours.
money is good. never paid for a prostitute though.
burnout is for pussies. my work week is 4 days and hardly work more than 4 hours a day. and that's a stretch.
not sure what you want me to tell you to avoid though. might want to stop drinking that much but hey, it is your liver.
hope that helps. now, if you don't mind me asking, why the fuck are you asking me dating site questions?
my dick is fine and as i mentioned numerous times, bigger than yours.
money is good. never paid for a prostitute though.
burnout is for pussies. my work week is 4 days and hardly work more than 4 hours a day. and that's a stretch.
not sure what you want me to tell you to avoid though. might want to stop drinking that much but hey, it is your liver.
hope that helps. now, if you don't mind me asking, why the fuck are you asking me dating site questions?