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The Computer Women
HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............
HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............
в отговор на TheComputerWoman
#2
Bug reporting
STACK OVERFLOW - най-често срещания бъг при жените. Получава се понеже не могат да мислят за повече от едно нещо едновременно. Така стекът бързо се натрупва и всичко отива по дяволите. Жалко, наистина. Господ сигурно е работил само с Турбо Паскал...
In baseball you know nothing
In baseball you know nothing
в отговор на Били Дъ Kид
#3
Re: Bug reporting
Abe ws4ko kazano dotuk e wqrno za ednoprocesorna sistema.
kakwo stawa ako si ima6 rabota s sistema sposobna da obrabotwa paralelno po N zada4i?
Makar i rqdko ima i takiwa sistemi. Ako programista ne go biwa oba4e i se opitwa da q izpolzuwa kato ednoprocesorna sistema - lo6o za programista.
Wsi4ko e mnogo mnogo otnositelno. A i raznoobrazieto ot veni e tolkowa golqmo 4e ne podlevi na nikakwa uniwersalna klasifikaciq. Pri takiwa klasifikacii se gubi mnogo polezna specifi4na informaciq. Krajniq rezultat e tragi4en.
somewhere on the border between these constellations
kakwo stawa ako si ima6 rabota s sistema sposobna da obrabotwa paralelno po N zada4i?
Makar i rqdko ima i takiwa sistemi. Ako programista ne go biwa oba4e i se opitwa da q izpolzuwa kato ednoprocesorna sistema - lo6o za programista.
Wsi4ko e mnogo mnogo otnositelno. A i raznoobrazieto ot veni e tolkowa golqmo 4e ne podlevi na nikakwa uniwersalna klasifikaciq. Pri takiwa klasifikacii se gubi mnogo polezna specifi4na informaciq. Krajniq rezultat e tragi4en.
somewhere on the border between these constellations
в отговор на TheComputerWoman
#4
Re: ;-)
I am still wondering why EXCEL woman is mentioned??? Without the other "nice" MS Ofiice products???
в отговор на Били Дъ Kид
#6
Re: Bug reporting
ako edna jena ne moje da misli i da pravi dve ili pove4e ne6ta ednovrenenno zna4i bog e o6tetil majete otkam mozakkkkkkkk,vsa6nost cialata im priroda KUCA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
в отговор на TheComputerWoman
#7
Re: May be..
MS Word woman
You can not say that – “its'a a matter of point of view …” this type of sentence construction and words usage does not exist.
You have to say - “It depends on the point of view …”
Let’s play master and servant …
You can not say that – “its'a a matter of point of view …” this type of sentence construction and words usage does not exist.
You have to say - “It depends on the point of view …”
Let’s play master and servant …