Re: Ае на бас,

Sto ne si na rabota, be, lucky dog?!

Или си снощен още???

... трябва да ти заповядвам да пишеш на кирилица? А? Овца бургаска, че ти разбия мекото дупе от ебан!

Щото обещах да ида, но вали шибан дъжд ..и реших да не ида..... Quote: I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke...

Ti pone se depressirash i si pijvash na spokojstvie v kasti... I tuk vali tzjal den, ne silno, no postojanno. Mnogo mrazja dajd. Nie sme razglezeni, zatova. S 310 slanchevi dni prez godinata, kato vidja dajd i mi prizljava. Nisto chudno, che naj-mnogo samoubijstva ima v Seattle.

Here's a joke:

An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, either Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.

Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take a couple of aspirins and the executive approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

Debra replied, "Could you please jack off? I have a terrible headache."

Thanks darlin', here ' s my joke:

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Yakavetta: I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.
Rocco: Uh, OK. There's these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy.
Yakavetta: Nigger.
Rocco: Yeah, right. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says, "You can wish for whatever you want." So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof. It's done. Then he says to the black guy...
Vincenzo Lipazzi: Nigger.
Rocco: Yeah, right, he says to the nigger "What do you want?" and the nigger says, "I want all my nigger brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof. And they're all back in Africa. So... I'm not funny today, really, this joke sucks, I know...
Yakavetta: Continue the joke.
Rocco: Uh, so he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and niggers are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then."

Az pomislih, che si zadrjamal veche.

Let's kill the boredom together! God, it's a loooooooooooong, looooooooong day! TGIF!

A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed.

So the man says to his wife, "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill." She ignored the remark.

A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the grill, then he goes over to his wife while she is bending over, measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, your butt really IS as wide as the grill!" She ignores this remark as well.

Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."

ne me ikushavai...che tukmo mi pristigna notebooka i sega svaliam Anelia, Gergana i Preslava i tukmo si misleh kakvo li shteshe da e, ako sliaza do dolu da si vzema i 5-6 Zagorki, ama mai shte hodim na diskoteka taia vecher i moje da zadurja.

Na koia diskoteka shte hodish be Peshe?
Rumor li?

Tam biah minalia petuk. I se ponakefih vupreki muzikata. Ama teb nali te niamashe tam? Da ne se okaje, che se poznavame?

Caprice po prinzip e petuk vecher. Pri ciganite.

A ti kakvo shte pravish?

ama to viarno, che pak imalo party v Rumor. az bih otishal, ama sestra mi niama da se navie sigurno, a s drugi ne sum govoril. Ne ponasiam i az elektronna muzika.

Ne, ne sum bila tam minalata sedmitza. No e napulno vuzmojno da sme se vijdali naokolo.

Tazi vecher shte sum v Dartmouth Cafe and Bar
160 Commonwealth Ave - na rojden den.
Ako iskash - zvunni mi i mini.
Ima i niakakuv kupon, no mai niama da hodia zashtoto e mnogo dalech.

Utre ima niakakuv rojden den. No sum na uchilishte do 4, i posle na vecheria v 5 do kum 8, taka che ako mi zvunish - mi ostavi suobshtenie :) i shte ti zvunna v niakoia pochivka.

Zabravih da kaja che e-maili obiknoveno ne proveriavam prez weekenda - taka che tova ne e nadejden way za obshtuvane.

Тъй ли нямаше кой да ти начеше путката бе, то не бяха обяснения, не беше чудо...

п.с. Внимание с пешо, той не е от простаците, които си свикнала да ти свършват в устенцето :)))