fun

Давам ги на английски, защото на български леко се губи хумора, за който не може да си ги преведе, да свирка ще ги преведа

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Electron 1: Oh my god! they've found us! what can we do? we are doomed!
Electron 2: Oh stop being so negative!
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One atom says to another, "Uh-Oh, I think I lost an electron."
The second atom says, "Are you sure?"
The first atom says, "Yes, I'm positive."
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Heisenberg is driving his car, when he gets pulled over by a cop.
The cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"
To which Heisenberg replies "No, but I know where I am!"
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