Malko matematika

Managerial Mathematics

What makes 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
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What makes life 100%?

First represent the alphabet as numbers:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

or

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top. And
look how far ass kissing will take you!

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT BEFORE, HUH? ;-)

Jestoko e. iavno s purvite 3 nikoga niama da nadskocha 100% no eto veche se orientirah. Za sujalenie ne znam otkude da pochna

To tuj hubavo, ama kakvo stana s patepisite...?! Ajde za garchetata nisto ne kaza... no pone za maketata beshe obestala.