The Gulf War Drinking Game!
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The Gulf War Drinking Game!
the gulf war two drinking game
drink when:
* bush is called a crusader
x2 if its by saddam
* saddam is called evil
x2 if its by bush
* iraq troops surrender to the media
x2 if to a unmanned vehicle or inanimate object
* iraq uses weapons it claims not to have
* the united states uses weapons it won't allow iraq to have
* a member of the media gets shot at
a toast to the shooter if its ashleigh banfield(msnbc), geraldo riviera(fox) or arron brown(cnn)
* saddam uses a scud he doesnt have
x2 if its towards Israel
* the united states terrorist threat level changes
* the united states government tries to link iraq to 9-11
* france goes pro US invasion
* germany takes the side of the united states in a global war
* Dominique de Villepin reminds you of that annoying rich kid in high school
* someone implies tony blair is bush's bitch
* someone implies scott ritter is Saddam's bitch
* anybody 'warns' anybody
* the word "escalation" is used
* iraq and the united states are shown seated next to each other in the united nations
* an American is shot down over iraq
x2 if an iraqi makes in into an aircraft
* an American is shot,
x2 if its by an enemy
* the media compares the war to blackhawk down
x2 if its because a blackhawk really goes down
* a puppet government is installed in iraq
x2 if its by the puppet government installed in the US
* saddam uses the word 'Zionist'
x2 if its bin laden
* you change your opinion on the war
* the media shows iraqi children in a hospital because of international sanctions
x2 if its because of american military action
finish your drink if saddam actually put them there, but claimed it was the united states
* iraq promises full and complete cooporation with inspectors
* Iraqi civilians greet Americans with cheers
x2 if its with bullets
* the saudis do something the united states accuses iraq of doing
* north korea does something the united states accused iraq of doing
x2 if they don't get away with it
* al-jazeera is referred to as the "arab cnn"
finish your drink if cnn is referred to as the "american al-jazeera"
* the conflict is compared to the vietnam war
x2 if the word "quagmire" is used
* saddam goes missing
finish your drink if he is confimed killed
* the pope is said to "pray for peace"
* bush mispronounces the word 'nuclear'
finish your drink if its referring to a bomb that has gone off
* richard armitage's neck shows up
* if you can't find kuwait, bahrain, qatar, oman, or the united arab emirates on a map
x2 if you even own a map of the region
finish your drink if you can pronounce them all correctly
* any of the following commentators are on tv:
x1 ken pollack, khidhir hamza, general wesley clark, col david hackworth, general bernard trainor, david kay, richard butler, thomas friedman, scott ritter, thomas andrews, anybody running for United States President
x2 general norman schwarzkopf, general walt boomer, general buster glosson, brent scowcroft, james baker, richard perle, william kristol, james woolsey, henry kissinger
x3 any former united states president
* an actor or actress expresses an opinion on the war
x2 if this is the first time you've seen them in a year
* an american reminds the french of world war one and two
x2 if a frenchman reminds the americans of the revolutionary war
* saddam torches the oil fields
* someone reports from "the arab street"
* colin powell looks exasperated sitting at the u.n. security council
x2 if its because a country you didnt know exists is commenting on the war
* anyone in the bush administration says "make no mistake"
* the american military are told what to do by someone with no military experience
x2 if they dodged the vietnam draft
x3 if they dodged the vietnam draft, are an ex-governer of a southern us state, and ever held or holds the title of 'commander-in-chief'
* tariq azziz's glasses get larger
* somebody says saddam "tortures his own people"
* you momentarly confuse george roberston with shrek
* an arab country staging american troops speaks against the war
* an arrow anti-missle missle is fired
x2 if it intercepts something
* tom ridge laughs while discussing potential terrorists attacks
* God picks a side
finish your drink if its not yours
* somebody implies a blood for oil trade may be in progress
x2 if that person owns a S.U.V.
* a protest sign attacks Bush directly
x2 if it attacks saddam directly
* The united states bombs anything in iraq before the fighting 'offically' starts
x2 if iraq tries the same thing
* Saddam is compared to Hitler
x2 if bush is compared to Hitler
* someone compares the size of iraq to california or france
* The media refers to itself as 'embedded'
* someone says "shock and awe"
* The words "Weapon(s) of Mass Destruction" are used
x2 if its shortned to "WMD"
* A US Official uses the word "liberate"
* Bush says "innocent civilians"
* Bush quotes scripture
x2 saddam quotes the koran
* Somebody says "between Iraq and a hard place"
* A videophone craps out
x2 the anchor apologizes for it
* Someone on TV says something contradictory to what is on their news ticker
* A news correspondent asks if they can still be heard
x2 if they say "Can you hear me now?"
x3 if it is followed by a verizon wireless comercial
* Any political or military leader refers to Australia
* Saddam shoots a gun into the air
* Saddam refers to George Bush as "little Bush" or "junior bush"
* you see soldiers in gas masks
x2 if they were actually necessary
* an initial news report turns out to be false
x2 if the anchor openly admits it
* this game is mentioned in the news
x2 if the bush twins are playing it
* Bush directly addresses Iraqis
x2 Saddam directly addresses Americans
* a saddam body double is seen
* someone refers to "coalition of the willing"
x2 if is because a member is actually providing combat troops
* someone refers to 'Halliburton'
* Media cameras on the baghdad skyline focus on something that looks like an erect penis
* someone reminds us that osama bin laden is still alive
x2 if he reminds us himself
* The media refuses to report something because of operational security
x2 if its immediately followed by a commentator telling what will happen next
* the media reports that something "is not the start of the war"
x2 if it involves any act of war
* the military learns of something for the first time from the media
* someone uses the term "cradle of civilization"
wanna suggest? [email protected]@hotmail.com</a>
To err is human
To stderr is inhuman
drink when:
* bush is called a crusader
x2 if its by saddam
* saddam is called evil
x2 if its by bush
* iraq troops surrender to the media
x2 if to a unmanned vehicle or inanimate object
* iraq uses weapons it claims not to have
* the united states uses weapons it won't allow iraq to have
* a member of the media gets shot at
a toast to the shooter if its ashleigh banfield(msnbc), geraldo riviera(fox) or arron brown(cnn)
* saddam uses a scud he doesnt have
x2 if its towards Israel
* the united states terrorist threat level changes
* the united states government tries to link iraq to 9-11
* france goes pro US invasion
* germany takes the side of the united states in a global war
* Dominique de Villepin reminds you of that annoying rich kid in high school
* someone implies tony blair is bush's bitch
* someone implies scott ritter is Saddam's bitch
* anybody 'warns' anybody
* the word "escalation" is used
* iraq and the united states are shown seated next to each other in the united nations
* an American is shot down over iraq
x2 if an iraqi makes in into an aircraft
* an American is shot,
x2 if its by an enemy
* the media compares the war to blackhawk down
x2 if its because a blackhawk really goes down
* a puppet government is installed in iraq
x2 if its by the puppet government installed in the US
* saddam uses the word 'Zionist'
x2 if its bin laden
* you change your opinion on the war
* the media shows iraqi children in a hospital because of international sanctions
x2 if its because of american military action
finish your drink if saddam actually put them there, but claimed it was the united states
* iraq promises full and complete cooporation with inspectors
* Iraqi civilians greet Americans with cheers
x2 if its with bullets
* the saudis do something the united states accuses iraq of doing
* north korea does something the united states accused iraq of doing
x2 if they don't get away with it
* al-jazeera is referred to as the "arab cnn"
finish your drink if cnn is referred to as the "american al-jazeera"
* the conflict is compared to the vietnam war
x2 if the word "quagmire" is used
* saddam goes missing
finish your drink if he is confimed killed
* the pope is said to "pray for peace"
* bush mispronounces the word 'nuclear'
finish your drink if its referring to a bomb that has gone off
* richard armitage's neck shows up
* if you can't find kuwait, bahrain, qatar, oman, or the united arab emirates on a map
x2 if you even own a map of the region
finish your drink if you can pronounce them all correctly
* any of the following commentators are on tv:
x1 ken pollack, khidhir hamza, general wesley clark, col david hackworth, general bernard trainor, david kay, richard butler, thomas friedman, scott ritter, thomas andrews, anybody running for United States President
x2 general norman schwarzkopf, general walt boomer, general buster glosson, brent scowcroft, james baker, richard perle, william kristol, james woolsey, henry kissinger
x3 any former united states president
* an actor or actress expresses an opinion on the war
x2 if this is the first time you've seen them in a year
* an american reminds the french of world war one and two
x2 if a frenchman reminds the americans of the revolutionary war
* saddam torches the oil fields
* someone reports from "the arab street"
* colin powell looks exasperated sitting at the u.n. security council
x2 if its because a country you didnt know exists is commenting on the war
* anyone in the bush administration says "make no mistake"
* the american military are told what to do by someone with no military experience
x2 if they dodged the vietnam draft
x3 if they dodged the vietnam draft, are an ex-governer of a southern us state, and ever held or holds the title of 'commander-in-chief'
* tariq azziz's glasses get larger
* somebody says saddam "tortures his own people"
* you momentarly confuse george roberston with shrek
* an arab country staging american troops speaks against the war
* an arrow anti-missle missle is fired
x2 if it intercepts something
* tom ridge laughs while discussing potential terrorists attacks
* God picks a side
finish your drink if its not yours
* somebody implies a blood for oil trade may be in progress
x2 if that person owns a S.U.V.
* a protest sign attacks Bush directly
x2 if it attacks saddam directly
* The united states bombs anything in iraq before the fighting 'offically' starts
x2 if iraq tries the same thing
* Saddam is compared to Hitler
x2 if bush is compared to Hitler
* someone compares the size of iraq to california or france
* The media refers to itself as 'embedded'
* someone says "shock and awe"
* The words "Weapon(s) of Mass Destruction" are used
x2 if its shortned to "WMD"
* A US Official uses the word "liberate"
* Bush says "innocent civilians"
* Bush quotes scripture
x2 saddam quotes the koran
* Somebody says "between Iraq and a hard place"
* A videophone craps out
x2 the anchor apologizes for it
* Someone on TV says something contradictory to what is on their news ticker
* A news correspondent asks if they can still be heard
x2 if they say "Can you hear me now?"
x3 if it is followed by a verizon wireless comercial
* Any political or military leader refers to Australia
* Saddam shoots a gun into the air
* Saddam refers to George Bush as "little Bush" or "junior bush"
* you see soldiers in gas masks
x2 if they were actually necessary
* an initial news report turns out to be false
x2 if the anchor openly admits it
* this game is mentioned in the news
x2 if the bush twins are playing it
* Bush directly addresses Iraqis
x2 Saddam directly addresses Americans
* a saddam body double is seen
* someone refers to "coalition of the willing"
x2 if is because a member is actually providing combat troops
* someone refers to 'Halliburton'
* Media cameras on the baghdad skyline focus on something that looks like an erect penis
* someone reminds us that osama bin laden is still alive
x2 if he reminds us himself
* The media refuses to report something because of operational security
x2 if its immediately followed by a commentator telling what will happen next
* the media reports that something "is not the start of the war"
x2 if it involves any act of war
* the military learns of something for the first time from the media
* someone uses the term "cradle of civilization"
wanna suggest? [email protected]@hotmail.com</a>
To err is human
To stderr is inhuman
Re: The Gulf War,,,,
[линк]I bye very interesting book about Gestapo, SS und Reichssichereheitshauptamt auf dem "Prinz-Albrecht-Gelande". Извинявам се за английския, мразя///да сменям клавиятурата и ме мързи.
За книгата ще кажа като човек антифашист, че в заглавието фигурира думата Терор.
Книгата няма цена.
Най-вече защотое с личен надпис, който гласи:
Заведох Марко Георгиев
моя сълагерник от конлагера
Дахау на територията на
гестапо и всички ръководни
ведомства на СС. Посетихме
в бившата столова на Гестапо
постоянната изложба "Топография
на терора
Берлин
10.05.1992год Емил Б. Бонев
Преписах ред по ред посвещението.
Книгата е издадена в ГДР през 1987 година.
Макар че изхарчих последните си пари и следващите ще ги имам другия месец след рождения си ден тази покупка беше венецът на колекцията ми от стари книги.
Вчера купих три такива и едно мъничко списание от годината на раждане на майка ми, 1929 година, да ми е жива и здрава, като най-старото издание е с датировка 1873 година - Лондон, а руският тълковен речник на чуждите думи е оригинал от 1880 година, и те плюс пръстенът от стомана с кръста като този на ордена, с който е бил награден Василий Затурский увенчаха деня ми и разходката.
А излязох с намерение да си купя един елек и обърнах всички левове в долари.
За да не си профуквам парите. И се върнах вечерта с някакви стотинки в джоба и с три долара за късмет, една банкнота от 2 долара и една банкнота от един долар, като с последните пари, които смених за да си купя цигари, като ги преброих реших да си купя още един долар.
Абе моята е сложна. Но Остап Бендер ми диша прахта.
Понеже се върнах с книги, елек и пръстен, които ме направиха Крез.
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Леб и сол
Као какао
Вчерашната разходка.
Апропо, пих шоколад, вместо кафе. Черен шоколад от автомат на Мария Луиза. Разкош.
После ме черпи приятелката и вместо кафе си поръчах пак шоколад.
Сдобих се с приятели и затвърдих приятелства от години, понеже пазарувам книги и дрехи и бижута там от периода на безизходица и безработица заради оазисите.
Чудно нещо е животът, имам безброй случайни познанства, които прерастват в приятелства.
А покрай въдворяването в оазиси изгубих онези, които смятах за дългогодишни верни приятели.
А по темата. Трябва повече да се говори и да се пише за Третия Райх.
Например като разгърнах книгата Topographe des Terrors, Verlag Villmuth Arenhovel, Kerausgegeben von Reinhard Rurup,
Lectorat&
Alfons Arenhovel, Michael Bolle, Jutta Kindel, page 150photo Deportation niederlandischer Juden,
1942. погледът ми*****!!! се заби в черно-бяла снимка на разстрел на македонци в Панчево.
Page 154
4.6. NS-Herrschaft in Europa – andere Landen
Photo\165 ErschieBung jugoslawischer Geiseln in Pancevo bei
Belgrad, 1942.
Text 64
Vermerk uber eine Besprechung unter dem
Vorsitz Heydrich im Reichskriminalpolizei-
Amt am 3. Dezember 1941 , den Einsatz aus-
Landischer Arbeiter im Deutschen Reich be-
Treffend.
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Post scriptum
Татяна Иванова от Профешънъл Транслейшън ми препоръча Лазарев -
дотогава не знаех за този автор.
Госпожа Иванова, която спечели конкурса за държавна поръчка за фирма, която ще превежда документацията за проекта АЕЦ Белене.
Ами Буе 44.
преводач в екипа повече от 2 години.
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Лузъри.
Отрязахте подписа...
Идиоти.
подпис:
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Госпожа Иванова, която спечели конкурса за държавна поръчка за фирма, която ще превежда документацията за проекта АЕЦ Белене.
Ами Буе 44.
преводач в екипа повече от 2 години.
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Topographie
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Gestapo, SS und
and so on...
page 102
3.7 "Schutzhalt"
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"Schutzhalt" und "Verbeugungshaft" fur
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За книгата ще кажа като човек антифашист, че в заглавието фигурира думата Терор.
Книгата няма цена.
Най-вече защотое с личен надпис, който гласи:
Заведох Марко Георгиев
моя сълагерник от конлагера
Дахау на територията на
гестапо и всички ръководни
ведомства на СС. Посетихме
в бившата столова на Гестапо
постоянната изложба "Топография
на терора
Берлин
10.05.1992год Емил Б. Бонев
Преписах ред по ред посвещението.
Книгата е издадена в ГДР през 1987 година.
Макар че изхарчих последните си пари и следващите ще ги имам другия месец след рождения си ден тази покупка беше венецът на колекцията ми от стари книги.
Вчера купих три такива и едно мъничко списание от годината на раждане на майка ми, 1929 година, да ми е жива и здрава, като най-старото издание е с датировка 1873 година - Лондон, а руският тълковен речник на чуждите думи е оригинал от 1880 година, и те плюс пръстенът от стомана с кръста като този на ордена, с който е бил награден Василий Затурский увенчаха деня ми и разходката.
А излязох с намерение да си купя един елек и обърнах всички левове в долари.
За да не си профуквам парите. И се върнах вечерта с някакви стотинки в джоба и с три долара за късмет, една банкнота от 2 долара и една банкнота от един долар, като с последните пари, които смених за да си купя цигари, като ги преброих реших да си купя още един долар.
Абе моята е сложна. Но Остап Бендер ми диша прахта.
Понеже се върнах с книги, елек и пръстен, които ме направиха Крез.
[линк]
Леб и сол
Као какао
Вчерашната разходка.
Апропо, пих шоколад, вместо кафе. Черен шоколад от автомат на Мария Луиза. Разкош.
После ме черпи приятелката и вместо кафе си поръчах пак шоколад.
Сдобих се с приятели и затвърдих приятелства от години, понеже пазарувам книги и дрехи и бижута там от периода на безизходица и безработица заради оазисите.
Чудно нещо е животът, имам безброй случайни познанства, които прерастват в приятелства.
А покрай въдворяването в оазиси изгубих онези, които смятах за дългогодишни верни приятели.
А по темата. Трябва повече да се говори и да се пише за Третия Райх.
Например като разгърнах книгата Topographe des Terrors, Verlag Villmuth Arenhovel, Kerausgegeben von Reinhard Rurup,
Lectorat&
Alfons Arenhovel, Michael Bolle, Jutta Kindel, page 150photo Deportation niederlandischer Juden,
1942. погледът ми*****!!! се заби в черно-бяла снимка на разстрел на македонци в Панчево.
Page 154
4.6. NS-Herrschaft in Europa – andere Landen
Photo\165 ErschieBung jugoslawischer Geiseln in Pancevo bei
Belgrad, 1942.
Text 64
Vermerk uber eine Besprechung unter dem
Vorsitz Heydrich im Reichskriminalpolizei-
Amt am 3. Dezember 1941 , den Einsatz aus-
Landischer Arbeiter im Deutschen Reich be-
Treffend.
…
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Post scriptum
Татяна Иванова от Профешънъл Транслейшън ми препоръча Лазарев -
дотогава не знаех за този автор.
Госпожа Иванова, която спечели конкурса за държавна поръчка за фирма, която ще превежда документацията за проекта АЕЦ Белене.
Ами Буе 44.
преводач в екипа повече от 2 години.
[линк]
Reinhard Haller: Die Narzissmus-Falle
453,683 views•May 28, 2013
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Търсене с ключова дума от страница 100
Schutzhalt
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Topographie
des Terroes
Gestapo, SS und
and so on...
page 102
3.7 "Schutzhalt"Treffend.
…
Не ми пречете, ако обичате.
Лузъри.
Отрязахте подписа...
Идиоти.
подпис:
Татяна Иванова от Профешънъл Транслейшън ми препоръча Лазарев -
дотогава не знаех за този автор.
Госпожа Иванова, която спечели конкурса за държавна поръчка за фирма, която ще превежда документацията за проекта АЕЦ Белене.
Ами Буе 44.
преводач в екипа повече от 2 години.
[линк]
Reinhard Haller: Die Narzissmus-Falle
453,683 views•May 28, 2013
2.7K
239
SHARE
SAVE
Търсене с ключова дума от страница 100
Schutzhalt
от книгата
Topographie
des Terroes
Gestapo, SS und
and so on...
page 102
3.7 "Schutzhalt"
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"Schutzhalt" und "Verbeugungshaft" fur
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