to all BMW drivers
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to all BMW drivers
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All sounds perfectly reasonable to me...?!?
The other day I was cruising along as usual in my BMW coming onto one
of MY motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars. First off, I
couldn't believe that the volume of traffic DIDN'T slow down for me AT ALL as I
came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap
between two cars in order to get onto my motorway!(The driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake though and honked an apology to me with a long
blast of his horn.) Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get
to the BMW lane. (Why do underlings use this lane? Surely everyone knows
it is for BMW drivers only?).
Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110mph
enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an
inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my
motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 70 mph! Naturally, I got to within a
foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my headlights to remind him he
shouldn't be in the BMW lane of my motorway and to get out of my way. Of course, once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just that, but I could
hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me! He also tried to
keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run him, he put on some
blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the hard shoulder so
that he could congratulate me on my excellent car.
Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we had stopped, the
man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car
goes fast! Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have,
so I had to take my driver's licence to a Police Station to be sent away to
have some points put on! (They're not free points either - they're Ј20 each
and I was only allowed 3). But the man at the Police Station said that
because I drive a BMW, it won't be much longer before I earn the full 12 points,
and then I won't even NEED a driving licence, so they will take it off me!
See, now THAT's the sort of respect you get when you buy and drive a BMW
All sounds perfectly reasonable to me...?!?
The other day I was cruising along as usual in my BMW coming onto one
of MY motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars. First off, I
couldn't believe that the volume of traffic DIDN'T slow down for me AT ALL as I
came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap
between two cars in order to get onto my motorway!(The driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake though and honked an apology to me with a long
blast of his horn.) Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get
to the BMW lane. (Why do underlings use this lane? Surely everyone knows
it is for BMW drivers only?).
Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110mph
enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an
inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my
motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 70 mph! Naturally, I got to within a
foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my headlights to remind him he
shouldn't be in the BMW lane of my motorway and to get out of my way. Of course, once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just that, but I could
hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me! He also tried to
keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run him, he put on some
blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the hard shoulder so
that he could congratulate me on my excellent car.
Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we had stopped, the
man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car
goes fast! Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have,
so I had to take my driver's licence to a Police Station to be sent away to
have some points put on! (They're not free points either - they're Ј20 each
and I was only allowed 3). But the man at the Police Station said that
because I drive a BMW, it won't be much longer before I earn the full 12 points,
and then I won't even NEED a driving licence, so they will take it off me!
See, now THAT's the sort of respect you get when you buy and drive a BMW
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Re: to all BMW drivers
BMW e super kola ama ima edin goliam problem-- ne e Mercedes :))