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dear access,
here are some decorating ideas for your apartment since you are into the indian:
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don't worry, those will soon not be called ethnic but will be called classic, regular or majority choice.
And until then, here are some good ethnic jokes for you, please don't take those personally, just "go with the flow cracker" as they used to do on Def Commedy Jam - making fun of "whitey and "cracker"
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo momma so fat she goes to the restaurant, looks at the menu and says okay.
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, one at a time please.
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.
Welcome to the near future, enjoy your complementary coran when you travel with the most popular motel and hotel chain - Motel Camel (or Ibn Khalid, or something like that).
Oh, pardon me if I'm too emotional and I care that my country is turning into shit.
here are some decorating ideas for your apartment since you are into the indian:
[линк]
don't worry, those will soon not be called ethnic but will be called classic, regular or majority choice.
And until then, here are some good ethnic jokes for you, please don't take those personally, just "go with the flow cracker" as they used to do on Def Commedy Jam - making fun of "whitey and "cracker"
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo momma so fat she goes to the restaurant, looks at the menu and says okay.
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, one at a time please.
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.
Welcome to the near future, enjoy your complementary coran when you travel with the most popular motel and hotel chain - Motel Camel (or Ibn Khalid, or something like that).
Oh, pardon me if I'm too emotional and I care that my country is turning into shit.
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Purvo da ti kaja che se razsmiah ot dusha na tvoeto mnenie ako iskam da te obidia s neshto shte ti kaja predvaritelno
mnogo milo ot tvoia strana
problema mi s registraciata e che iskam da registriram imeto Lora
no vupreki dobavkite ot bukvi ne iska da mi go prieme
nito Lora R,nito Lora C,nito Lora G neshte da gi prieme
az sum hodila i po drugi klubove puk chak tolkova Lori da sme se subrali ne sum vidiala
ako imash niakakvo razreshenie na problema -kaji
mnogo milo ot tvoia strana
problema mi s registraciata e che iskam da registriram imeto Lora
no vupreki dobavkite ot bukvi ne iska da mi go prieme
nito Lora R,nito Lora C,nito Lora G neshte da gi prieme
az sum hodila i po drugi klubove puk chak tolkova Lori da sme se subrali ne sum vidiala
ako imash niakakvo razreshenie na problema -kaji
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and I care that my country is turning into shit
Dear To,
Let me (again) ask you the question you somehow keep missing.
What if I (and most other people in this democracy) love the way our country is prospering?
Should we pay attention to the almost invisible minority of people with opinion similar to yours?
Or should you take into account the opinion of the overwhelming majority of Canadian citizens?
What do you think is the right way my dear To?
And lastly how come you are you so sure you are right and we (the majority) are wrong???
Don’t you think (just hypothetically) there maybe something wrong in this picture?
P.S. Please stay ON the question, not off it.
Uspeh
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Canadian news & chat
Dear To,
Let me (again) ask you the question you somehow keep missing.
What if I (and most other people in this democracy) love the way our country is prospering?
Should we pay attention to the almost invisible minority of people with opinion similar to yours?
Or should you take into account the opinion of the overwhelming majority of Canadian citizens?
What do you think is the right way my dear To?
And lastly how come you are you so sure you are right and we (the majority) are wrong???
Don’t you think (just hypothetically) there maybe something wrong in this picture?
P.S. Please stay ON the question, not off it.
Uspeh
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Canadian news & chat
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Q:What if I (and most other people in this democracy) love the way our country is prospering?
A: az ne se opitvam da te ubejdavam - tova naistina e democracia i az se opitvam da zapazia tova koeto iskam kakto ti se opitvash da ia napalnish c Binderi
Q:Should we pay attention to the almost invisible minority of people with opinion similar to yours?
A: the "almost invisible" minority is "almost invisible" to you because you are an immigrant with an accent and because the country is full of BS hippies in all the wrong places that push their halfwitted agenda.
Q:Or should you take into account the opinion of the overwhelming majority of Canadian citizens?
A: if the immigration laws persist "the overwhelming majority of Canadian citizens" shte idvat ot strani koito niamat nishto obshto s jelaniata i celite na the overwhelming majority of the original Canadians.
Q:What do you think is the right way my dear To?
A: I don't know but seeing old people wearing sandals in -20 weather as we had this morning is surely not the right way...neither is the situation I encountered when an 80 pound excuse for a human being threatened to kill me because I refused to let him into the building without a key or using the intercom. "I'm a Tamil Tiger, you'll be sorry" he proclaimed as I closed the door in his face. I'd rather take my chances with a normal size criminal who has the decency to confront you like a man and not shoot you in the back.
Q:And lastly how come you are you so sure you are right and we (the majority) are wrong???
A: the same goes for you...in addition, how do you know you are the majority? Please tell me how many close Canadian friends do you have other than the west-coast hippie Burt that's probably trying to score with some Bulgarian chick and that's the only reason he hangs out at your forum.
Q:Don’t you think (just hypothetically) there maybe something wrong in this picture?
A: yes, hypothetically and in reality there is something wrong with this picture.
Moreover, how many times do I have to tell you that I'm not always serious when I write here. Lighten up.
does that satisfy your curiosity?
P.S. please tell me, are you a member of some indiscernable minority or are you the type who would open the gates of Rome to the barbarians or do you honestly believe that when the minority becomes the majority they would treat us with the benign decency we have shown them?
A: az ne se opitvam da te ubejdavam - tova naistina e democracia i az se opitvam da zapazia tova koeto iskam kakto ti se opitvash da ia napalnish c Binderi
Q:Should we pay attention to the almost invisible minority of people with opinion similar to yours?
A: the "almost invisible" minority is "almost invisible" to you because you are an immigrant with an accent and because the country is full of BS hippies in all the wrong places that push their halfwitted agenda.
Q:Or should you take into account the opinion of the overwhelming majority of Canadian citizens?
A: if the immigration laws persist "the overwhelming majority of Canadian citizens" shte idvat ot strani koito niamat nishto obshto s jelaniata i celite na the overwhelming majority of the original Canadians.
Q:What do you think is the right way my dear To?
A: I don't know but seeing old people wearing sandals in -20 weather as we had this morning is surely not the right way...neither is the situation I encountered when an 80 pound excuse for a human being threatened to kill me because I refused to let him into the building without a key or using the intercom. "I'm a Tamil Tiger, you'll be sorry" he proclaimed as I closed the door in his face. I'd rather take my chances with a normal size criminal who has the decency to confront you like a man and not shoot you in the back.
Q:And lastly how come you are you so sure you are right and we (the majority) are wrong???
A: the same goes for you...in addition, how do you know you are the majority? Please tell me how many close Canadian friends do you have other than the west-coast hippie Burt that's probably trying to score with some Bulgarian chick and that's the only reason he hangs out at your forum.
Q:Don’t you think (just hypothetically) there maybe something wrong in this picture?
A: yes, hypothetically and in reality there is something wrong with this picture.
Moreover, how many times do I have to tell you that I'm not always serious when I write here. Lighten up.
does that satisfy your curiosity?
P.S. please tell me, are you a member of some indiscernable minority or are you the type who would open the gates of Rome to the barbarians or do you honestly believe that when the minority becomes the majority they would treat us with the benign decency we have shown them?
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ha ha e tova se kazva otgovor...de vsichki da otgovariaha taka detailno eheeee....ama ne bi....
takaaaa.......ami viz sega...kazvash ne vinagi si seriozen....ne vinagi "To" e "To" shtoto niakoi pishel ot iemto ti.........e chakai sega kak az da znam koga si ti? koga si seriozen ? i koga ne si?
Niama mi crystal ball dnes
Sega zashto az mislia che moeto mnenie e majority a tvoeto minority...ami ochevidno e po slednite niakolko nakratko izbroeni prichini:
1) Vizdal sym niakolko prouchvania na obshtestvenoto mnenie koito pokazvat che mnozinstvoto canadzi (zabelezi mnozinstvoto si e bash canadzi a ne ot dyrzavi deto ti ne haresvash) odobriava imigrazionnata politica na pravitelstvoto
2) Ako mnozinstvoto Canadzi ne iskaha tova pravitelstvo koeto UVELICHAVA vsiaka godina emigraziata to niamashe da byde preizbirano s RAZGROMIAVASHT prevest i glasove kolkoto vsichki drugi partii vzeti zaedno che i otgore
3) Govoria ezednevno s ORIGINALNI Canadzi i te razbirat idealno che bez imigrazia (i to UVELICHAVASHTA se ezegodno) Canada niama da ya byde osobenno sled 2010 kogato shte se useti nai goliam nedostig na rabotna ryka s pensioniraneto na baby boomers
Zabelezi gornite 3 tochki ne sa emozii a 101% FAKTI!!!
Dali sym minority- ami ne mislia...osven da sym minority kato emigrant shtoto te vse oshte sa minority v Canada
Veche ti kazahd a ne mi vadish dovodi kato tozi koi Tamil tigyr kakvo ti bil kazal...v tazi dryzava si ima zakoni te vazat za vsichki ako imash problemi s niakoi narushavasht gi ima si nachin da gi slozish na mestoto. PovErvai mi dosta chesto vizdam dosta takiva slozeni na mestoto im ta ne e nevyzmozno. Posmali malko tezi emozii kato ognena topka si ....tova shte te sysipe.
I pak ti kazvam az obicham ne po malko ot teb Canada samo che ne vizdam tozi apokalistichen krai deto ti se privizda na teb. Canada shte ya ima dosta sled kato nas s teb niama da ni ima i tia niama da e nito Islamabad nito Hartum
Emoziite sa losh syvetnik ot men da go znaesh
Taka che pak te pitam za edin PRINZIPEN vypros....ako (kakto poiasnih nai gore) se dokaze che MNOZINSTVOTO e ZA segashnata im,igrazionna politika a ti si za neinata promiana.....kakvo reshenie predlagash???? Shtoto taka kakto se tormozish shte poludeesh a ne vizdam chances mnozinstvoto da si smeni mnenieto kato tvoeto.
Uspeh
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Canadian news & chat
takaaaa.......ami viz sega...kazvash ne vinagi si seriozen....ne vinagi "To" e "To" shtoto niakoi pishel ot iemto ti.........e chakai sega kak az da znam koga si ti? koga si seriozen ? i koga ne si?
Niama mi crystal ball dnes
Sega zashto az mislia che moeto mnenie e majority a tvoeto minority...ami ochevidno e po slednite niakolko nakratko izbroeni prichini:
1) Vizdal sym niakolko prouchvania na obshtestvenoto mnenie koito pokazvat che mnozinstvoto canadzi (zabelezi mnozinstvoto si e bash canadzi a ne ot dyrzavi deto ti ne haresvash) odobriava imigrazionnata politica na pravitelstvoto
2) Ako mnozinstvoto Canadzi ne iskaha tova pravitelstvo koeto UVELICHAVA vsiaka godina emigraziata to niamashe da byde preizbirano s RAZGROMIAVASHT prevest i glasove kolkoto vsichki drugi partii vzeti zaedno che i otgore
3) Govoria ezednevno s ORIGINALNI Canadzi i te razbirat idealno che bez imigrazia (i to UVELICHAVASHTA se ezegodno) Canada niama da ya byde osobenno sled 2010 kogato shte se useti nai goliam nedostig na rabotna ryka s pensioniraneto na baby boomers
Zabelezi gornite 3 tochki ne sa emozii a 101% FAKTI!!!
Dali sym minority- ami ne mislia...osven da sym minority kato emigrant shtoto te vse oshte sa minority v Canada
Veche ti kazahd a ne mi vadish dovodi kato tozi koi Tamil tigyr kakvo ti bil kazal...v tazi dryzava si ima zakoni te vazat za vsichki ako imash problemi s niakoi narushavasht gi ima si nachin da gi slozish na mestoto. PovErvai mi dosta chesto vizdam dosta takiva slozeni na mestoto im ta ne e nevyzmozno. Posmali malko tezi emozii kato ognena topka si ....tova shte te sysipe.
I pak ti kazvam az obicham ne po malko ot teb Canada samo che ne vizdam tozi apokalistichen krai deto ti se privizda na teb. Canada shte ya ima dosta sled kato nas s teb niama da ni ima i tia niama da e nito Islamabad nito Hartum
Emoziite sa losh syvetnik ot men da go znaesh
Taka che pak te pitam za edin PRINZIPEN vypros....ako (kakto poiasnih nai gore) se dokaze che MNOZINSTVOTO e ZA segashnata im,igrazionna politika a ti si za neinata promiana.....kakvo reshenie predlagash???? Shtoto taka kakto se tormozish shte poludeesh a ne vizdam chances mnozinstvoto da si smeni mnenieto kato tvoeto.
Uspeh
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Canadian news & chat
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reshenie:
shte kretam tuk dokato moga i kato natrupam oshte niakoi drug 70%ov dolar shte se iznasiam niakade kadeto oste ima istina.
vij kakvo, az niamam nishto protiv malcinstvata i dori kam tehnite kulturi, stiga te da sa si po tehnite darjavi a da ne gi importirat tuk - tova shte dovede do nova Yugoslavia...veche si imame dostatachno problemi s Quebec.
nedostig na rabotna raka?
niama takova neshto
nedostig na eftina rabotna raka - tva e drugo neshto.
trite ti tochki:
- pravitelstvoto se izbira ot imigrantite sashto i povecheto normalni kanadci ne glasuvat i imigraciata ne im e edinstvenniat reshavasht factor
- nikoga niama da se pokaje prouchvane na obshtestvennoto mnenie koeto e protiv, kakto i izsledvania koito dokazvat che razlichnite rasi imat razlichni vazmojnosti v razlichni oblasti....dori i v BG BKP pobejdavashe nad BZNS s 99%
v Canada, kakto sam iztakna, zakona zabraniava da se govori i obsajdat temi za malcinstva ili rasi koito podbujdat omraza.
3. tretata ti tochka ne e fact a e anecdotichen fact i tezi s koito govorish moje i da ne smeiat da ti kajat kakvo misliat...kakto i chernite shte ti se usmihvat a zad garba ti shte ti se podigravat.
ako iskash otgovariai - az ne iskam da obsajdam s tebe taia tema poveche
neka si govorim za riba a ti si viarvai kakvoto si iskash...
Molia, zapomni, az ne sam rasist i ne me okachestviavai kato takav. Smeshno e da si pravish maitap ot vreme na vreme no niakoi ot nai dobrite mi priateli ne sa evropeici i sa mnogo tochni hora. Drug e vaprosa che nito edin ot tiah ne si nosi praneto na glavata...
shte kretam tuk dokato moga i kato natrupam oshte niakoi drug 70%ov dolar shte se iznasiam niakade kadeto oste ima istina.
vij kakvo, az niamam nishto protiv malcinstvata i dori kam tehnite kulturi, stiga te da sa si po tehnite darjavi a da ne gi importirat tuk - tova shte dovede do nova Yugoslavia...veche si imame dostatachno problemi s Quebec.
nedostig na rabotna raka?
niama takova neshto
nedostig na eftina rabotna raka - tva e drugo neshto.
trite ti tochki:
- pravitelstvoto se izbira ot imigrantite sashto i povecheto normalni kanadci ne glasuvat i imigraciata ne im e edinstvenniat reshavasht factor
- nikoga niama da se pokaje prouchvane na obshtestvennoto mnenie koeto e protiv, kakto i izsledvania koito dokazvat che razlichnite rasi imat razlichni vazmojnosti v razlichni oblasti....dori i v BG BKP pobejdavashe nad BZNS s 99%
v Canada, kakto sam iztakna, zakona zabraniava da se govori i obsajdat temi za malcinstva ili rasi koito podbujdat omraza.
3. tretata ti tochka ne e fact a e anecdotichen fact i tezi s koito govorish moje i da ne smeiat da ti kajat kakvo misliat...kakto i chernite shte ti se usmihvat a zad garba ti shte ti se podigravat.
ako iskash otgovariai - az ne iskam da obsajdam s tebe taia tema poveche
neka si govorim za riba a ti si viarvai kakvoto si iskash...
Molia, zapomni, az ne sam rasist i ne me okachestviavai kato takav. Smeshno e da si pravish maitap ot vreme na vreme no niakoi ot nai dobrite mi priateli ne sa evropeici i sa mnogo tochni hora. Drug e vaprosa che nito edin ot tiah ne si nosi praneto na glavata...