SHIT HAPPENS
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SHIT HAPPENS
SHIT HAPPENS
·Taoism: Shit happens.
·Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
·Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
·Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
·Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
·Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
·Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
·Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
·Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
·Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
·Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
·Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
·Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
·Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
·Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
·Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
·Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
·Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
·Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
·Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
·Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
·Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
·Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
·Creationism: God made all shit.
·Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
·Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
·Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
·Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
·Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
·Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
·Darwinism: This shit was once food.
·Capitalism: That's MY shit.
·Communism: It's everybody's shit.
·Feminism: Men are shit.
·Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
·Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
·Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
·Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
·Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
·Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
·Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
·Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
·Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
·Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
·Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
·Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
·Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
·Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
·Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
·Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
·Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
·Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
·Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
·Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
·Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
·Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
·Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?
·Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
·Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
·Atheism: What shit?
·Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!
·Nihilism: No shit.
·And of course we must add...Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens-one day at a time!
·Taoism: Shit happens.
·Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
·Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
·Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
·Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
·Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
·Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
·Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
·Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
·Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
·Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
·Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
·Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
·Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
·Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
·Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
·Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
·Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
·Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
·Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
·Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
·Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
·Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
·Creationism: God made all shit.
·Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
·Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
·Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
·Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
·Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
·Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
·Darwinism: This shit was once food.
·Capitalism: That's MY shit.
·Communism: It's everybody's shit.
·Feminism: Men are shit.
·Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
·Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
·Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
·Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
·Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
·Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
·Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
·Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
·Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
·Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
·Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
·Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
·Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
·Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
·Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
·Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
·Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
·Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
·Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
·Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
·Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
·Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
·Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?
·Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
·Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
·Atheism: What shit?
·Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!
·Nihilism: No shit.
·And of course we must add...Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens-one day at a time!
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