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> What I Want in a Man, Original List (age 22):
> 1. Handsome
> 2. Charming
> 3. Financially successful
> 4. A caring listener
> 5. Witty
> 6. In good shape
> 7. Dresses with style
> 8. Appreciates finer things
> 9. Full of thoughtful surprises
> 10. An imaginative, romantic lover.
>
> What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32):
> 1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
> 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
> 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
> 4. Listens more than talks
> 5. Laughs at my jokes
> 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
> 7. Owns at least one tie
> 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
> 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
> 10. Seeks romance at least once a week.
>
> What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42):
> 1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
> 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
> 3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
> 4. Nods head when I'm talking
> 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
> 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
> 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
> 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
> 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
> 10. Shaves most weekends.
>
> What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52):
> 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
> 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
> 3. Doesn't borrow money too often
> 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
> 5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
> 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
> 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
> 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
> 9. Remembers my name on occasion
> 10. Shaves some weekends.
>
> What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62):
> 1. Doesn't scare small children
> 2. Remembers where bathroom is
> 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
> 4. Only snores lightly when asleep
> 5. Remembers why he's laughing
> 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
> 7. Usually wears clothes
> 8. Likes soft foods
> 9. Remembers where he left his teeth
> 10. Remembers that it's the weekend.
>
> What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72):
> 1. Breathing
> 2. Doesn't miss the toilet
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> What I Want in a Man, Original List (age 22):
> 1. Handsome
> 2. Charming
> 3. Financially successful
> 4. A caring listener
> 5. Witty
> 6. In good shape
> 7. Dresses with style
> 8. Appreciates finer things
> 9. Full of thoughtful surprises
> 10. An imaginative, romantic lover.
>
> What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32):
> 1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
> 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
> 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
> 4. Listens more than talks
> 5. Laughs at my jokes
> 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
> 7. Owns at least one tie
> 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
> 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
> 10. Seeks romance at least once a week.
>
> What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42):
> 1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
> 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
> 3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
> 4. Nods head when I'm talking
> 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
> 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
> 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
> 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
> 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
> 10. Shaves most weekends.
>
> What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52):
> 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
> 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
> 3. Doesn't borrow money too often
> 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
> 5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
> 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
> 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
> 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
> 9. Remembers my name on occasion
> 10. Shaves some weekends.
>
> What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62):
> 1. Doesn't scare small children
> 2. Remembers where bathroom is
> 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
> 4. Only snores lightly when asleep
> 5. Remembers why he's laughing
> 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
> 7. Usually wears clothes
> 8. Likes soft foods
> 9. Remembers where he left his teeth
> 10. Remembers that it's the weekend.
>
> What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72):
> 1. Breathing
> 2. Doesn't miss the toilet
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#17
Re: пумамамустара
млада е :)))
ама аз да не се псувам себе си!!!
moonlightshadow
ама аз да не се псувам себе си!!!
moonlightshadow