Win 98 - source code !

#include <win31.h>
#include <win95.h>
#include <evenmore.h>
#include <oldstuff.h>
#include <billrulz.h>

#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()
{
while (!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();

if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabytes_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_UNIX();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}

write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();

if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_Windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}

if (detect_cache()) disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_status(lots);
set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
set_mouse(action,jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
}

/* printf(”Welcome to Windows 3.11”); */
/* printf(”Welcome to Windows 95 ”); */

printf (”Welcome to Windows 98”);

if (system_ok()) crash (to_dos_prompt);
else system_memory = open(”a:\swp0001.swp”,O_CREATE);

while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}

create(general_protection_fault);
}

Има три вида хора - част от проблема, част от пейзажа и част от решението.

:-)

OnBugDetected()
{SystemCrash(RIGHT_NOW);}

OnCtrl_Alt_Del_pressed()
{hide(applications,all);}

OnLinuxDetected()
{MessageBox("LINUX DETECTED");
if(!try_to_crash_linux)SystemCrash(MAY_BE_LATER);}

Хехехееее, идейно допълнение... Явно SE работи по-добре... :)))

Има три вида хора - част от проблема, част от пейзажа и част от решението.

On_Ctr_Alt_del() {

printf("Short programmers note:Install Linux you are doomed with this junk.Oops better watch what i'm saying or the imperor<Bill> might hear me nooooooooo......")
}

Boogieman