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| Публикувано | 08.06.04 10:58 |
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Между третия и четвъртия рунд на битките тук малко отпускащи и релаксиращи мисли на неизвестни мислители от цял свят. Драк, този път хуморът не е програмистки, надявам се няма да се сърдиш 
Car bumper stickers:
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Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing their idiot (re: George W. Bush)
(license plate holder on a 1983 Toyota Tercel) "Undercover Princess"
(on a dirty white car) Also avaliable in white!
(On a VW being pulled by an RV) Don't honk, I'm pushing as hard as I can.
(Upside down on the bumper of a Jeep) If You Can Read This, Please Flip Jeep Over.
Do not wash this car. It is undergoing a scientific dirt experiment.
Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
Don't run your fingers over my truck and I won't run my truck over your fingers.
Driver carries no cash: He's married!
I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!
My car does 0 - 60mph in 5 miles!
My Governor can beat up your Governor. (Minnesota bumper sticker)
My Governor is dumber than your Governor. (Montana bumper sticker)
My truck is not leaking, it's marking its territory.
No Radio - Already Stolen.
See on small car: 'When I grow up, I want to be a Truck'
Smile, I could be behind you! - on Police Motorcycle license frame, Visalia, CA
There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead.
Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left.
When in doubt, poke it with a stick.
You're driving a car. It isn't a telephone booth, a beauty parlor or a restaurant.
Zero to bitch in 2.4 seconds.
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Entropy isn't what it used to be.
Geologists rock your world.
Gravity... not just a good idea: It's the law.
It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
Nature hates the vacuum. So does my sister's dog.
On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said: let's see the evolutionists try and figure this one out.
Particle physicists are always trying to hold a meeting, but whenever they decide on a place, the time changes.
Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny yet measurable distance from the earth every year. If you do the math, you can calculate that 85 million years ago the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth's surface. This would explain the death of the dinosaurs. The tallest ones, anyway.
Entropy - it's a tough job, but somebody's got to undo it.
Black holes suck.
2nd Law of Thermodynamics: Chaos will Reign.
31.69 nHz = once a year.
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat. The two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.
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Lay your troubles on my shoulder, put your worries in my pocket, rest your love on me
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