Ако в една фирма не знаят какво искат по-добре не ходи там. Ето една истинска обява, пускана по българските сайтове за работа:

######, an international software company is searching for Java&C++ Programmer
Required experience in:
1. OS: Windows 2000 Server (DNS; DHCP; Active directory; IIS; Backup); RH Linux 7.3/8.0 (IPTables; iproute2; CBQ xinetd; bash scripting; SAMBA; Apache); Free BSD 4.5; MAC OS X
2. Hardware: PC - Intel x86; MAC - Motorola G3/G4
3. Database: MS SQL Server 2000; MySQL 4.0; ORACLE Server 8i/9i
4. Applications: Visual Studio 6.0/7.0; Borland JBuilder Enterprise 5; Apache Web Server; MS Exchange Server 5.5; Macromedia JRun Web Server; Apache Tomcat
5. Languages: C/C++; C#; Java; PHP; Perl; Visual Basic .Net; HTML; XML
6. Protocols: HTTP; TCP/ IP; UDP; RT Protocols
7. Platforms, technologies and libraries: .NET; DirectX; OpenGL; OLE/COM/DCOM; MFC; ATL; ASP; Sun J2 SDK 1.4 and newer; JCE; Image I/O (JMF)

Както виждаш не е преувеличено нищо.

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