Да бе.. да им имам новите представи. Ех, че ми дойде вдъхновението (гнусливи да не четат!!!):

void shitting(Person subject, boolean diluted)

{

  // Getting WC object

  WC localWC = WC.getInstance();



  // Prepare the process

  // sending strip message

  subject.getPants().unzip();

  subject.getPants().undress(PANTS_TAKEOFF);

  subject.sit(true);



  // Doing the main work... 

  Ass myAss = subject.getAss();

  myAss.enableFarting();

  int count = 0;

  while(myAss.inNeed())

   {

      localWC.push(myAss.createShit(diluted));

      

      if (++count > SHIT_COUNTER || localWC.smellsNotGood())

      {

         localWC.flush();

         count = 0;

      }

   }

   myAss.disableFarting();



   // Request a object that implement the Paper interface

   ToiletPaper paper = localWC.getToiletPaper();

    if (paper == null)

    {

       // No paper found, send message 'new' to the Cabinet

       try

       { 

          paper = new ToiletPaper(localWC.getCabinet());

       }

       catch(NoCabinetException ex)

       {

          System.out.println("Oooops...");

           // Doing downcasting. NOT SAFE!!!

           paper = (ToiletPaper)myNewspaper;

       }

    }



    myAss.deinit(paper);



    // Deinit and exit..

    subject.standUp();

    subject.getPants().dress();

    subject.getPants().zip();



}

Редактирано от Duncan Griffin на 07.12.04 00:30.