Oh mr _ _ _, Im as upset as you to learn of ^ truancy
But surely, expulsion is not the answer!
Im afraid expulsion is the only answer
Its the opinion of the entire staff that I am criminally insane

That girl needs therapy, psychosomatic,
That girl needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That girl needs therapy
Lie down on the couch! what does that mean?
Youre a nut! youre crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? that girl needs therapy
Im gonna kill you, that girl needs therapy
Ranagazoo, lets have it to you
On the count of three
That, that, that, that, that girl.. girl needs therapy
she was white as a sheet
And she also made false teeth

Can you think of anything else that talks, other than a person?
Uh ohh... uh oh, a bird! yeah!
Sometimes a parrot talks
Ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
Yes, some birds are funny when they talk
Can you think of anything else
A record, record, record !