Yeah, gotta say what's up to my fan
For those who don't like it, eat an ass
But for those who with me, sing that shit
As it go a little something like this

La Di Da Di, we likes to party
We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody
We're, just some rhyme-masters who're on the mic
And when we rock up on the mic we rock the mic (right)
For all my extraterrestrials keepin y'all in health
Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself
Cuz it's cool when ya cause a cozy conditionin
Which we create, cuz that's our mission
So listen close, to what we say
Because this types of shit happens every-day

I woke up around 10 o'clock in the mornin
I gave myself a strech up, a mornin yawn and
went to the bathroom to wash up
I threw some soap on my face and put my hands up on a cup
and said um "Mirror mirror, on, the wall
Who is the top extraterrestrial of them all?"
There was a rubble dubble, five minutes it lasted
The mirror said, "You are you conceited girl extraterrestrial "
Well that's true, that's why we never have no beef
So I slipped off my elders and my gold leaf
Used Oil of Olay, cuz my skin gets pale
And then I got the file, for my fingernails
I'm true to the style on my behalf
I put some bubbles in the tub so I can take a bubble bath
Clean, dry, was my body and hair
I threw on my brand new terrestrial-extra-ter underwear
for all my lovers I might take home
I got the Johnson baby powder and Cool Water cologne
Now I'm fresh, dressed, like a million alians
Threw on my white sox, with my all blue chucks
Stepped out the house, stopped short, oh no
I went back in, I forgot my indo
Then I dilly (dally) I ran through an (alley)
I bumped into this smoker my (true fany) from the (poetry clubby)
This was a boy playin hard to get
So I said "What's wrong?" cuz he looked upset
he said um

”It's all because of you, i'm feelin said and blue
You went away, now my life is filled with rainy days
I love you so, how much you'll never know
Cause you took your dope away from me
A-huh, a-huh, ahuh”


Damn, now what was I to do
he's cryin over me and he was feelin blue
I said,
"Um, don't cry, dry your eye
And here comes phantasm with those two little words"
His mean words steps then says to me "Hi!!"
Decked my fan in the face and punched him in the eye
Punched him in the belly and stepped on his feet
Slammed the fans on the hard concrete
The phantom was strong, his music was gone
Somethin was wrong I said, "What was goin on?"
I tried to break up, I said, "Stop it, just leave him!"
he said, "If I can't sing no more, he can't either!"
he grabbed my closely by my socks
So I broke the hell out, and I grabbed my sack of rocks
But um, they gave chase, they caught up quick
They started cryin on my shoes and grabbin my breast
and sayin....

”Why don't you give me a play
So we can brake it down the Long Beach way
And if you give me that okay
I'll give you all my love today
puzzy, puzzy, puezzy, can't you see
Somehow your words just hypnotize me
And I just love your triphopy ways
puzzy puss, your love is here to stay”

And on and on and on he kept goin
Phantasm been around before my father's born!
I said, "Cheer-Cherry Blossom boy-up!" then I gave him a hit
I said, "You can't have me, I'm too different for you ghost!"
he said, "No you're not," then he starts cryin
I says I'm an extrater unreal , he says, "Stop lyin!"
I says, "I am, go ask my father
And with your ghosty ducky, I can't be your love"
Yeah, uhh, tic toc you don't stop
And to the, ah tic toc and you don't quit
Yeah, tic toc and ya don't stop, and to the
ah tic toc and ya don't quit, beeeotch!