function if(you){ 

  // "IF" by Rudyard Kipling,Actionscript translation by Stuart Bray (www.snappyfingers.co.uk)

  If(you.head.owner == you & you.allAbout.head.owner == null){

    if(you.trust(you) & allMen.doubt(you)){

      if(you.wait() & you.tired == false){

        if(you.canDream & you.Master != dreams){

          if(you.meetWith("Triumph","Disaster")){

            if(you.winnings > 0 & (Math.random()*pitchAndToss < 0.5)){

              if(you.talkWith("crowds") & you.virtue > 0){

                if(you.force(you.heart, you.nerve, you.sinew).time > you.life.time){

                  if(you.unforgivingMinute.fill(60, "seconds", distanceRun)){

                    earth.belongsTo = you

                    earth.everythingInIt.belongsTo = you

                    you.aMan = true

                    you.mySon = true

                  }else{

                    earth.belongsTo = null

                    earth.everythingInIt.belongsTo = null

                    you.aMan = false

                    you.mySon = false

                  }

                }

              }

            }

          }

        }

      }

    }

  }

}