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 Windows хайку |
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| Автор |
Kpъц-kpъц! (фуре) |
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| Публикувано | 19.06.04 13:28 |
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In Japan, Sony Vaio machines have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Micro$oft error messages with their own Japanese haiku.
First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
So beautifully.
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The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
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A bug reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
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You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
The page is not here.
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Having been erased,
The document you''re seeking
Must now be retyped.
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Windows NT crashed
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
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The Web site you seek
Can not be located but
Countless more exist.
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ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask way too much.
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With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
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Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
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Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky.
But we never will.
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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
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A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
Повече щуротии, по-малко глупости!
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