A SHORT GUIDE TO COMPARATIVE PHILOSOPHIC RELIGIONS

TAOISM Shit happens
BUDDHISM If shit happens, it not really shit
ISLAMISM If shit happens, it the will of Allah
PROTESTANTISM Shit happens because you don work hard enough
JUDAISM Why does this shit always happen to us?
HINDUISM This shit happened before
CATHOLICISM Shit happens because you are bad
HARE KRISHNA Shit happens rama rama
T.V. EVANGELISM Send more shit
JEHOVA WITNESS Knock knock shit happens
ATHEISM No shit
HEDONISM There nothing like a good shit happening
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE Shit happens in your mind
AGNOSTICISM Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn
EXISTENCIALISM What is shit anyway?
STOICISM This shit doesn bother me
RASTAFARIANISM Let smoke this shit
RAMANA Inquiry, is this really shit?
RAMESH Shit is God will
GANGAJI If all is shit, stop, stand still, do nothing.
PAPAJI Shit where? This is enlightenment!
KIRAN You don need to make effort, the shit just happens
KRISHINAMURTI See with me, where is the origin of this shit?

OSHO Shit is something to celebrate. Let's drawn in It and call it The Ocean of Love