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"Lord, I have a problem."
>
> "What's the problem, Eve?"
>
> "I know that you created me & provided this beautiful garden and all of
> these
> wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just
> not
> happy."
>
> "And why is that Eve?"
>
> "Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
>
> "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for
> you."
>
> "Man? What is that Lord?"
>
> "A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain;
> all in
> all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like
> to
> hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy
> your
> physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like
> fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will
> also
> need your advice to think properly."
>
> "Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the
> catch
> Lord?"
>
> "Well.....you can have him on one condition."
>
> "And what's that Lord? "
>
> "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring.. so you'll have to
> let
> him believe that I made him first.
> And it will have to be our little secret........
> you know, woman to woman."
From the highest peak to the deepest valey
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Lord, I have a problem
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