Ей с това искам да ти отговоря. Извинявяй, че е на иноземний език, но колегите в ЮКей просто не говорят нашенски...


You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her
and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct
Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends approaches her,
points at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's
Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her
and get her telephone number. The next day you call
and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's
Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her
bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then
say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public
Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.


П.П. Винаги съм твърдял, че нещо струва точно толкова, за колкото успееш да го спазариш. А ако точно грешните хора те намират, завърти се поне на 90дигриис и ще видиш други хора, по-различни, но може би по истински и по-достойни за теб.


П.П.П. Шерше, да превеждам ли това горното?