ГуЛЕМъ ЛюБОфФ, ГУЛеМъ РАБуТЪ, ДрОгаРи и дРогаРкИ :)

въх ма начи, тая любовна лирика. НАЙ-ТРИВИАЛНИЯТ ВЪЗМОЖЕН жанр. ми аре стига се превъзнасяхте, де :)

ама понеже съм добричка, ей ви малку цитатче и от мен. и никфа критика дан съм чула, штоту шви съ обидя кръвно! :))


"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me,
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too!

I love to hear you moralize,
When I'm between your thighs,
You blow me away

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you,
I'll sit on your face and let you love me truly,

Life can be fine,
If we both sixty-nine,

If we sit on our faces,
In all kind of places,

Oh I love to oralize
With your face between my thighs,
Please sit on my face.
Sit on my face and tell me that you need me
I'll sit on your face 'cuz I'll be needing you

Yes, I'll be headed south
When you're cumming in my mouth
Please sit on my face

Sit on my face and say you'll never leave me
I'll sit on your face and never leave you blue.

Oh, for your legs,
I'll spread while you are getting head,
Please sit on my face.

Sit on my face and tell me that I'm pretty,
I'll sit on your face and never lie to you.

Just put your lips right there,
We'll both ignore the hair,

Please sit on my face,

Oh, It's hard to say I love you
When you're sitting on my face."

(Monty Python lyrics)
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ARTIST: Monty Python
TITLE: The Medical Love Song

"Inflammation of the foreskin
Reminds me of your smile
I've had ballanital chancroids
For quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU
That lovely night in June
I ache for you, my darling
And I hope you get well soon

My penile warts, your herpes
My syphilitic sores
Your moenelial infection
How I miss you more and more
Your dobie's itch, my scrumpox
Our lovely gonnorrhea
At least we both were lying
When we said that we were clear

Our syphilitic kisses
Sealed the secret of our tryst
You gave me scrotal pustules
With a quick flick of your wrist
Your trichovaginitis
Sent shivers down my spine
I got snail tracks in my anus
When your spirochetes met mine

{Refrain}
Gonoccocal urethritis, streptococcal
ballinitis, meningo myelitis
diplococcal cephalitis, epididimitis
interstitial keratitis, syphilitic
choroiditis, and antertior u-ve-i-tis

My clapped out genitalia
Is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure
Every time I try to pee
My doctor says my buboes
Are the worst he's ever seen
My scrotum's painted orange
And my balls are turning green

My heart is very tender
Though my parts are awful raw
You might have been infected
But you never were a bore
I'm dying from your love, my love
I'm your spirochaetal clown
I've left my body to science
But I'm afraid they've turned it down"