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 Вижте предложението на ЕС за универсален език:))) |
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Mишo Шaмapa (най-добрия) |
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| Публикувано | 24.10.03 16:41 |
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EuroEnglish
>The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
>English will be the official language of the EU rather than
>German, which was the other possibility. As part of the
>negotiations, Her Majesty\'s
>Government conceded that English spelling had some room for
>improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would be
>known as
>\"EuroEnglish\": --
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>In the first year, \"s\" will replace the soft \"c\".. Sertainly,
>this will make the sivil sevants jump with joy. The hard \"c\" will
>be dropped in favor of the \"k\". This should klear up konfusion
>and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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>There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when
>the troublesome \"ph\" will be replaced with the \"f\". This will
>make words like \"fotograf\" 20% shorter.
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>In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
>expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are
>possible.
>Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which
>have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre
>that the horible mes of the silent \"e\"\'s in the language is
>disgraceful, and they should go away.
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>By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing
>\"th\" with \"z\" and \"w\" with \"v\". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary
>\"o\" kan be dropd from vords kontaning \"ou\" and similar changes
>vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
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>After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil
>be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
>understand ech ozer.
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>ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!
...чики на, чики на-на-на
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