Government Conspiracy How it is conspiring against us. 1. Do you think the government is conspiring against us? Yes, those lying bastards can't fool us! (83%) No, our poor sweet government would never do that. (10%) What do I care? I'm not a citizen here! (5%) 1059 total votes 2. What conspiracies are/were the government involved in? Kennedy assassination (22%) UFOs/Roswell (22%) Watching our every move (16%) Plots against all citizens (14%) AIDS (11%) Killing off of SNL alumni (6%) Death of Elvis (5%) 3359 total votes 3. From whom is the government enlisting help? No one (22%) The Mob (19%) Aliens (17%) Los Angeles prostitutes (13%) Democrats (11%) Republicans (8%) Russia (7%) 1013 total votes 4. Who would you trust to run our country? ME!!! (38%) Jesus (31%) Buddha (11%) Bill Clinton (7%) Bob Dole (5%) Saddam Hussein (3%) Ken Starr (2%) 1020 total votes 5. Will the government ever get caught and be forced to pay for what they've done? Hell no (65%) Hell yes (27%) What do I care? I'm not a citizen here. (8%) 1052 total votes