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 Re: Това [re: Polymorph] |
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| Автор |
Viper X (just a snake...) |
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| Публикувано | 12.03.03 00:51 |
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СОФИЗЪМ
Формално, правилно, но всъщност лъжливо умозаключение, построено на предварително избрани неправилни положения.
СИЛОГИЗЪМ
Извод, умозаключение въз основа две съждения: течностите се изпаряват, водата се изпарява, водата е течност.
Оригиналът на съждението е: Всички хора са смъртни. Сократ е човек. Сократ е смъртен. Всъщност това е и класически пример от първите лекции по предикатна логика :))
човек(X) => смъртен(X)
човек(сократ) = true
извод: смъртен(сократ) = true
тук човек и смъртен са едноместни предикати...
а моята сигнатура е взета от една програмка fortunes, предполагам си я чувал :)) И както предполагам знаеш - там има доста интересни подобни работи, кратък подбор от най-добрите и кратички (удобни за тази цел :))):
(1) Everything depends.
(2) Nothing is always.
(3) Everything is sometimes.
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$100 invested at 7% interest for 100 years will become $100,000, at
which time it will be worth absolutely nothing.
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186,282 miles per second:
It isn't just a good idea, it's the law!
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"355/113 -- Not the famous irrational number PI, but an incredible
simulation!"
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A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose.
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A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the
poor to protect them from each other.
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A city is a large community where people are lonesome together
-- Herbert Prochnow
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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody
wants to read.
-- Mark Twain
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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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A jury consists of 12 persons chosen to decide
who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
-- H. H. Munroe
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A mathematician is a machine for converting coffee into theorems.
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A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
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A penny saved is ridiculous.
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A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.
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A real person has two reasons for doing anything ... a good reason and
the real reason.
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A sine curve goes off to infinity or at least the end of the blackboard
-- Prof. Steiner
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A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an
exam.
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A tautology is a thing which is tautological.
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A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene
triangle.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
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A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature
replaces it with.
-- Tennessee Williams
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A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without
getting nervous.
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Air is water with holes in it
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Alexander Graham Bell is alive and well in New York, and still waiting
for a dial tone.
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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are
Socrates.
-- Woody Allen
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Alone, adj.:
In bad company.
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If all the salmon caught in Canada in one year were laid end to end
across the Sahara Desert, the smell would be absolutely awful.
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There is so much sand in Northern Africa that if it were spread out it
would completely cover the Sahara Desert.
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
-- Charlie McCarthy
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An apple every eight hours will keep three doctors away.
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An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
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An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.
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"... And remember: if you don't like the news, go out and make some of
your own."
-- "Scoop" Nisker, KFOG radio reporter
Preposterous Words
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Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to be able to
sell it.
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Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
-- Rich Kulawiec
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"Apathy is not the problem, it's the solution"
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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BE ALERT!!!! (The world needs more alerts ...)
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Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.
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Cahn's Axiom:
When all else fails, read the instructions.
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Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you
don't think.
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Don't hit a man when he's down -- kick him; it's easier.
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Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
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Kamikazes do it once.
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KANSAS:
Where the men are men and so are the women!
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FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #19
A: To be or not to be.
Q: What is the square root of 4b^2?
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All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal.
Therefore, all men are Socrates.
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