Its the new national pastime. Fuck baseball. Its consumption. The only true lasting American value thats left. Buying things. Buying things. People spending money they dont have on things they don't need. So they can max out their credit cards and spend the rest of their lives paying eighteen percent interest on something that cost $12.50. And they didn't like it when they got it home anyway. Not too bright folks. Not too fucking bright.
- George Carlin