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 Hermaphroditology: |
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Heoбoгoмил (ХЕРМАФРОДИТОЛОГ) |
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| Публикувано | 22.03.15 08:10 |
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Using its authoritarian powers, Hermaphrodite founded Its own religion, centered entirely around Itself. The complete teachings of Hermaphrodite were written into "The Hermaphroditologists Guide To The Universe", a holy text containing The 11.5 Commandments Of Hermaphrodite - rules Hermaphroditologists must abide by - and numerous pornographic images. Hermaphrodite sold these books throughout California for free, in exchange for completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same. The religion became quite popular in San Francisco, and soon caught on like a storm throughout the globe. By the Dark Ages, Hermaphroditology was the largest religion in the industrialized world. Tragically, the Crusades wiped out the religion and all that followed it. The religion was lost for a few hundred years.
However, Hermaphrodite worked hard recruiting followers, and Hermaphroditology was revived in the early 19th century. Today, Hermaphroditology is widely practiced, especially in the Middle East. It is currently the world's third largest cult religion.
Followers of the religion are commonly referred to as "Hermaphroditologists." Despite the religion's popularity, Hermaphroditologists are looked down upon in modern society. Legislation has been passed everywhere but Belgium to prevent hermaphroditologists from getting married. In response to this, Hermaphrodite has launched a civil rights movement aimed to give Its followers equality. So far, it has proven ineffective, because nobody likes Hermaphroditologists.
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