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White House conversations ...
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!HA-KOЙ-MУ-ПУKA (НаКойМуПука?!?!) |
Публикувано | 22.11.04 09:42 |
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White House conversations ...
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
Слово на Кърт Вонегът пред випуск 97 на Масачузетския университет
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Староооооооооо
Whenever you find yourslef on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
~Mark Twain
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Старо и много добро :_)
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Re: White House conversations ...
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Автор | HAKOЙMУПУKA (Нерегистриран) |
Публикувано | 12.08.09 17:02 |
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Кво ривеш маааааа, като ти е старо, Измисли нещо ново, бееееееееее
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Браво, страхотно! Мерси
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Re: White House conversations ...
[re: !HA-KOЙ-MУ-ПУKA]
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Автор | Hu (Нерегистриран) |
Публикувано | 02.09.09 15:15 |
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откъде го взе това?
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