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You own many hockey masks – the traditional white one, the black one for stealth work, and several decorated so that they look especially maniacal. -това е за вампир с хоби.

When you buy clothes you consider things like how well blood will wash out of them, how flammable they are, whether they will be easy to hide weapons under, etc. мда, последния път запалих магазина, за да видя дали дрехите ще изгорят

Whenever you’re grinning, people start edging away and avoid making eye contact.-най-редовно.

You had to move because there weren’t any more places to bury the bodies in your old backyard. It wasn’t the first time this had happened. -за вампир светът е тесен.

You laugh during the goriest parts of horror movies, then lean over to someone sitting next to you and point out the flaws in the killer’s technique.-едни зъби в повече никога не са излишни

You used to have a signature style when killing people, but got bored after doing about 20 killings that way and have since changed your method. This has happened several times.-вече няма следи от зъби по врата, има следи от сламки.

You collect pickled body parts.-цели тела по-скоро, под леглото, на леглото, до леглото, на тавана, в мазето...в хладилника са ушите.

You have names for all of your weapons. Including the knives in your kitchen, which have never killed anything but vegetables and the odd steak or pork chop but might one day graduate to being full-fledged weapons.-когато на вампир му опадат зъбите.

People often comment on how your laugh resembles Doctor Evil’s insane cackle.-ХоХоХо, опа това беше Дядо Коледа...пардон...-Муахахаххаха!

You find fire erotic. The bigger the fire the better. -вече обсъдих това някъде по-горе, но с удоволствие ще запаля земята за да ми е кеф

Your favorite place to take walks is a cemetery. - зависи от вампирът

Whenever you go walking through aforesaid cemetery you can easily point out at least three-dozen graves that you filled. - имаше и такова време.

Everyone who’s ever pissed you off has died in unlikely ‘accident.- инцидентите се случват на хора с малко късмет, на хора с никакъв късмет и на идиоти.

Whenever you pick up an item that most people would consider totally harmless (a book, for example, or a shirt) you can think of at least ten ways in which you could use it as a murder weapon. And you’ve already done several of them. -това е за младите вампири

Jack the Ripper is your idol. Hannibal Lector is a close second. And your first childhood crush was Jason (if you’re a guy, Carrie).-тук е обратното:Р

Your two favorite colours are black and blood red. You probably also like green.-споменах и водоустойчиво вече.

The sweetest sound you have ever heard is the sound of children screaming in terror.-за вампир педофил и садист

You often wish that your natural killing apparatus were more varied – using your hands is nice, but it would be better if you had razor-sharp claws or could breathe fire.-в комплект към зъбите ще е чудесно.

When you’re out in public, you tend to look for possible victims.-гладът изисква жертви

The smell of blood is like perfume to you. Actually, you've tried to harness the exact scent to wear as a perfume (and succeeded).-кръв-мултифункционалност-специалитет-основно ястие-парфюм-

You think that the Mayan priests had the best job in the world – killing people for sacrifices by cutting their hearts out, burning them alive, and by so many other wonderful methods. -почти

You think of yourself as a modern-day Mayan priest. -старомоден, но в крак с алкохола в кръвта.

You have no very close friends. Possibly because you ended up killing them all. -намери си смъртен за приятел и очаквай да не умре.

You actually have to think about it pretty hard to remember exactly how many people you’ve killed. Sometimes you have to check the scratches on your wall to make sure. -не са само по-стената, но да речем и там ги има в излишък

It takes more than ten minutes to count all of the scratches on the wall.-че кой ще се занимава с математика?

Whenever you meet new people the first thing you decide about them is how you would like to kill them. You often follow through.-"аз обичам хората, пържени с лук и подправки"

The first word that comes to mind in word-association tests always has to do with death and killing (or fire). It doesn’t matter what the word you’re given is. :)

You consider the serial killers you read about in newspapers to be ‘amateurs’. -естествено. "само да ми дойдат"

Your least favorite chore is cleaning the blood out of the trunk of your car. Bloodstains are so stubborn! -затова вампирите са се научили да летят.

You’ve never taken a med-course in your life, but you know more about the human anatomical structure than most doctors. - в Румъния лекарите искали сестрите и лекарките задължително да носят минижуп-стимулирало ги да работят, а също така помагало и на пациентите.

You dream about killing people, then wake up with blood on your hands that wasn’t there when you went to sleep. - ойде и последния смъртен.

You believe that everyone is equal; therefore everyone deserves to be killed. By you. -определено

You’re not afraid of being caught any more, because after what happened last time every cop on the force is terrified of you.-ноу мен ис ън айланд, айм нот а мен!

Everyone who knows you is secretly afraid of you; you can smell their fear.-вампирска интуиция, все пак не може да се мери с шестото чувство на жената, или може?

You one day intend to kill them all.