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Всекви хора, всекви чувства за хумор...
Ей ти и още по тъпо и девствено:
- ша те диференцирам па ще те интегрирам после....
- на ти пък, аз съм Е на хикста...
ха-ха
REALITY CHECKS NEVER BOUNCE!
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Re: Developers, developers
[re: Pekoнcтpykтop]
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Автор |
Naki (Company PC Guy) |
Публикувано | 14.05.13 17:25 |
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Редактирано от Naki на 14.05.13 17:51.
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I am the Balabanov thy Mod
Thou shalt have no other mods before me
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Al: A Bundy never wins, but a Bundy never quits.
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Re: Developers, developers
[re: chupac]
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Автор |
Naki (Company PC Guy) |
Публикувано | 16.05.13 23:08 |
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Като спомена pizza:
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Re: Developers, developers
[re: Naki]
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Автор |
Accolade (ratus libratus) |
Публикувано | 17.05.13 05:37 |
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Оф братоо, къде, на кой пиксел точно трябва да се засмея?
REALITY CHECKS NEVER BOUNCE!
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Много добро.
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хаха, верно.
Al: A Bundy never wins, but a Bundy never quits.
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You might think daily life in Javaland would be at best a little strange, and at worst grossly inefficient. But you can tell how happy a society is through their nursery rhymes, and Javaland's are whimsically poetic. For instance, Javaland children oft recite the famous cautionary tale:
For the lack of a nail,
throw new HorseshoeNailNotFoundException("no nails!");
For the lack of a horseshoe,
EquestrianDoctor.getLocalInstance().getHorseDispatcher().shoot();
For the lack of a horse,
RidersGuild.getRiderNotificationSubscriberList().getBroadcaster().run(
new BroadcastMessage(StableFactory.getNullHorseInstance()));
For the lack of a rider,
MessageDeliverySubsystem.getLogger().logDeliveryFailure(
MessageFactory.getAbstractMessageInstance(
new MessageMedium(MessageType.VERBAL),
new MessageTransport(MessageTransportType.MOUNTED_RIDER),
new MessageSessionDestination(BattleManager.getRoutingInfo(
BattleLocation.NEAREST))),
MessageFailureReasonCode.UNKNOWN_RIDER_FAILURE);
For the lack of a message,
((BattleNotificationSender)
BattleResourceMediator.getMediatorInstance().getResource(
BattleParticipant.PROXY_PARTICIPANT,
BattleResource.BATTLE_NOTIFICATION_SENDER)).sendNotification(
((BattleNotificationBuilder)
(BattleResourceMediator.getMediatorInstance().getResource(
BattleOrganizer.getBattleParticipant(Battle.Participant.GOOD_GUYS),
BattleResource.BATTLE_NOTIFICATION_BUILDER))).buildNotification(
BattleOrganizer.getBattleState(BattleResult.BATTLE_LOST),
BattleManager.getChainOfCommand().getCommandChainNotifier()));
For the lack of a battle,
try {
synchronized(BattleInformationRouterLock.getLockInstance()) {
BattleInformationRouterLock.getLockInstance().wait();
}
} catch (InterruptedException ix) {
if (BattleSessionManager.getBattleStatus(
BattleResource.getLocalizedBattleResource(Locale.getDefault()),
BattleContext.createContext(
Kingdom.getMasterBattleCoordinatorInstance(
new TweedleBeetlePuddlePaddleBattle()).populate(
RegionManager.getArmpitProvince(Armpit.LEFTMOST)))) ==
BattleStatus.LOST) {
if (LOGGER.isLoggable(Level.TOTALLY_SCREWED)) {
LOGGER.logScrewage(BattleLogger.createBattleLogMessage(
BattleStatusFormatter.format(BattleStatus.LOST_WAR,
Locale.getDefault())));
}
}
}
For the lack of a war,
new ServiceExecutionJoinPoint(
DistributedQueryAnalyzer.forwardQueryResult(
NotificationSchemaManager.getAbstractSchemaMapper(
new PublishSubscribeNotificationSchema()).getSchemaProxy().
executePublishSubscribeQueryPlan(
NotificationSchema.ALERT,
new NotificationSchemaPriority(SchemaPriority.MAX_PRIORITY),
new PublisherMessage(MessageFactory.getAbstractMessage(
MessageType.WRITTEN,
new MessageTransport(MessageTransportType.WOUNDED_SURVIVOR),
new MessageSessionDestination(
DestinationManager.getNullDestinationForQueryPlan()))),
DistributedWarMachine.getPartyRoleManager().getRegisteredParties(
PartyRoleManager.PARTY_KING ||
PartyRoleManager.PARTY_GENERAL ||
PartyRoleManager.PARTY_AMBASSADOR)).getQueryResult(),
PriorityMessageDispatcher.getPriorityDispatchInstance())).
waitForService();
All for the lack of a horseshoe nail.
Al: A Bundy never wins, but a Bundy never quits.
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Re: Are Javalanders Happy?
[re: chupac]
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Автор |
Accolade (ratus libratus) |
Публикувано | 18.05.13 16:57 |
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Хаха! Това яко бе :-)
Дадох си труда да го изчета докрая
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