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 Windows хайку
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| Автор |
Kpъц-kpъц! (фуре) |
| Публикувано | 19.06.04 13:28 |
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In Japan, Sony Vaio machines have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Micro$oft error messages with their own Japanese haiku.
First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
So beautifully.
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The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
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A bug reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
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You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
The page is not here.
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Having been erased,
The document you''re seeking
Must now be retyped.
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Windows NT crashed
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
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The Web site you seek
Can not be located but
Countless more exist.
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ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask way too much.
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With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
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Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
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Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky.
But we never will.
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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
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A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
Повече щуротии, по-малко глупости!
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Много сладко! 
Saint Seiya Tenkai
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 Re: Windows хайку
[re: Tomoe]
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| Автор | toni (Нерегистриран) |
| Публикувано | 20.06.04 01:51 |
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извинете,
някой знае ли китайски тук?
какво пише на картинката?
благодара предварително.
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супер е! копирам го в моя клуб
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Re: Windows хайку
[re: Kpъц-kpъц!]
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| Автор |
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| Публикувано | 20.06.04 10:14 |
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Re: Windows хайку
[re: toni]
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Tomoe (аниме гуру) |
| Публикувано | 20.06.04 11:53 |
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Не е на китайски! На японски е.
Пише: "Теnkai-hen. Kimi wa futatabi cosmo no densetsu no mokugekisha to naru!!!", което е цитат от един японски анимационен филм (Saint Seiya Tenkai) и означава "Отново ще станеш свидетел на легендата за Cosmo!!!". Не можеш да го разбереш, защото е свързано с терминологията на филма.
Saint Seiya Tenkai
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The "haiku error message" list is another example of a concept which began purely as a bit of creative fun, but has since been stripped of the context explaining its origins and is now proffered as a "true" piece of information.
This list has probably spread so widely not just as a humor piece but as a "real" article because the world of computers is still a deep, dark mystery to many (lots of people use PCs regularly but have no idea how the machines work, and they therefore believe just about any computer-related information coming from a seemingly authoritative source), and because the list so neatly plays into the western view of the Japanese as a poetic and fatalistic people.
The haiku list was the work of many creative minds, but they were mostly American minds, and the entries were intended simply to bring about a few chuckles. The clever messages were prompted by a January 1998 contest in , which challenged readers to come up with inventive error messages written as haiku poems:
The world of high-tech has been called soulless — a charge that is borne out by on-screen error messages like "abort/retry/fail?" and "404 — file not found." Below, a modest attempt at change — an error message in the form of a haiku poem:
Something you entered
transcended parameters.
So much is unknown.
Readers are invited to submit up to three error messages written as haiku poems. The haiku is a three-line poem in the 5/7/5 form (first line 5 syllables, second line 7, third line 5).
Salon ultimately received , from which they selected two winners and thirty other efforts worthy of honorable mention. The list now circulating is drawn largely from those entries as published by Salon, although different versions drop some of the original items and include entries from other sources.
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Простете,
Нов съм тук и нещо не разбирам - к,во искат да кажат тия хайку на английски?
Чета и пиша на български. Схващам, че има триредие и 17 куплета в определена последователност.
Предполагам, че смисъла трябва да се търси по принципите на коаните.
Но нещо не ми се вързва цялата тая история в тоя пост.
Нещо ми се губи - мисля си, че поезията е естественото състояние на мисълта и чувствата и затова ми е по-лесно с поезия да творя. Бих продължил темата, ако някой смислово каже какво казват японците...
или пък не е нужно?
Червя се от ограничеността си , но искам да се образовам, да уловя подхода на източните ни събратя.
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Re: Windows хайку
[re: Vetrim]
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| Автор |
Tomoe (аниме гуру) |
| Публикувано | 22.06.04 11:58 |
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Това няма нищо общо с японците.
Тези стихове са измислени от разни американци.
Японското хайку в своя класически вариант е много по-различно и не се занимава с проблемите на Windows. 
Saint Seiya Tenkai
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Re: Windows хайку
[re: Tomoe]
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| Автор |
Vetrim (сталкер) |
| Публикувано | 22.06.04 21:25 |
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Погледнах екрана - тъмен стоеше,
гръмотевичен тътен глухо отекна,
нека новото спи - перото прпоблесна...
Прагмат съм бил, твърдят мнозина;
валяк мачка цветя и градина;
след време ръжда в тор ще премине...
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