Специален поздрав за модераторката!
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По какво се различават кравата и наркоманът?

Кравата дъвче тревата.
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Пушач, пияница и наркоман умрели и попаднали на оня свят. Пушачът взел да разказва:
- Братя, умрях в страшни мъки! Белият ми дроб беше станал на решето!
Пияницата казал:
- И аз умрях в мъки! Черният ми дроб беше станал на каша.
А наркоманът се хванал за главата:
- Боже, боже, как съм се напушил! Вече и с умрели разговарям!
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Стои един много напушен наркоман в Зоологическата градина. Идва един полицай и му казва:
- Ще те арестувам, дрогиран ми се виждаш!
- Кой, аз? Нищо такова няма.
- Как бе, нали те гледам, че две не виждаш. Я ми кажи - какво е онова животно в клетката отсреща? - и полицаят му сочи клетката на кенгуруто.
- Ами, заек... - казва наркоманът. - Към 50-60-годишен.

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Наркоман гледа вентилатора и си говори:
- Даа, как бързо лети времето!

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Един наркоман толкова здраво се надрусал, че не обърнал внимание как от цигарата пламнал пожар. Когато се усетил, всичко било в пламъци. Той все пак успял да се обади на пожарната:
- Елате бързо, домът ми гори!
- А как да стигнем при вас?
- Тъпанари, ами с голямата червена пожарна!
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Наркоман влиза в едно кафене и пита:
- Да имате трева?
- Не, нямаме - отговаря келнерът и наркът излиза.
На другия ден пак идва и пита:
- Да имате трева?
- Не, вчера ти казах, че не продаваме. Да не си стъпил повече тук, че ще ти ковна шибаната тиква на стената! - отговаря келнерът и оня си тръгва.
На третия ден обаче пак идва и пита:
- Да имате пирони?
- Не, нямаме!
- Тогава да имате трева?

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Темата ни с вицовете отиде в архива и си нямаме...
Едно поздравче от мен (примерно, щото съм на тая вълна от едно известно време):

COMFORTABLY NUMB

Hello,
Is there anybody in there ?
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone at home
Come on now,
I hear you're feeling down
I can ease your pain
And get you on your feet again
Relax,
I'll need some information first
Just the basic facts
Can you show me where it hurts ?

There is no pain, you are receding
A distant ship smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying
When I was a child I had a fever
My hands felt just like two balloons
Now I've got that feeling once again
I can't explain, you would not understand
This is not how I am
I have become comfortably numb

O.K.,
Just a little pin prick
There'll be no more aaaaaaah !
But you may feel a little sick
Can you stand up ?
I do, believe it's working, good
That 'll keep you going through the show
Come on, it's time to go.

There is no pain, you are receding
A distant ship smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying
When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown
The dream is gone
I have become comfortably numb

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Останалото е мълчание.

Ами щом си на в тази тоналност,продължаваме нататък:
Wish You Were Here (Waters, Gilmour)
So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from Hell,
Blue skys from pain.
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?

And did they get you to trade
Your heros for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange
A walk on part in the war
For a lead role in a cage?

How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl,
Year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found?
The same old fears.
Wish you were here.

Аз тия мои любимци ги бях забравил нещо напоследък.Ама и настроението ми напоследък е малко агресивно,и съм на по-твърда вълна!

Яко!


...for you, only for you...
Puppet girl, your strings are mine!

Явно днес ни върви на поздрави!И за теб имам нещо специално:
Shine On You Crazy Diamond

Remember when you were young,
You shone like the sun.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Now there's a look in your eyes,
Like black holes in the sky.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
You were caught on the crossfire
Of childhood and stardom,
Blown on the steel breeze.
Come on you target for faraway laughter,
Come on you stranger, you legend, you martyr, and shine!

You reached for the secret too soon,
You cried for the moon.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Threatened by shadows at night,
And exposed in the light.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Well you wore out your welcome
With random percision,
Rode on the steel breeze.
Come on you raver, you seer of visions,
Come on you painter, you piper, you prisoner, and shine!

Nobody knows where you are,
How near or how far.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Pile on many more layers
And I'll be joining you there.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
And we'll bask in the shadow
Of yesterday's triumph,
And sail on the steel breeze.
Come on you boy child,
You winner and loser,
Come on you miner for truth and delusion, and shine.

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..............................аnd smile!

Remember a day, The Sauserful of secrets.

Remember a day before today
a day when you were young
renew a play along with time
evening with a thyme

Sing now a song that can't be sung
without a morning's kiss
dream you shall be it if you wish
look for your king

Why can't we play today
why can't we stay that way

Climb your fatal apple tree
try to catch the sun
hide from your little brother's gun
dream yourself away

Why can't we reach the sun
why can't we blow the years away
go away
remember remember

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Останалото е мълчание.

Ааааааааааа,това ми е малко от бебешкия период,аз като малко "по-естраден",както ме обвиниха преди малко,слушам Флойд от 1973 г. насам,т.е. след "Dark Side of the Moon".Обаче на удара,отвръщам с удар!

What Do You Want From Me

As you look around this room tonight
Settle in your seat and dim the lights
Do you want my blood, do you want my tears
What do you want
What do you want from me
Should I sing until I can't sing any more
Play these strings until my fingers are raw
You're so hard to please
What do you want from me

Do you think that I know something you don't know
What do you want from me
If I don't promise you the answers would you go
What do you want from me
Should I stand out in the rain
Do you want me to make a daisy chain for you
I'm not the one you need
What do you want from me

You can have anything you want
You can drift, you can dream, even walk on water
Anything you want

You can own everything you see,
Sell your soul for complete control
Is that really what you need

You can lose yourself this night
See inside there is nothing to hide
Turn and face the light

What do you want from me


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с един поздрав и за двамата (всъщност повече Коприна ще му се изкефи май, защото е от "бебешкия" период, но нейсе, чувствайте се поздравени)

Sunlight bright upon my pillow
lighter than an eiderdown
wishing that the weeping-willow
winds its branches round
Julia dream
dream that queen
queen of all my dreams
Every night I turn the light out
waiting for the velvet bride
will the scarly armadillo
find me where I'm hiding
Will the misty master break me
will the key unlock my mind
will the following footsteps catch me
am I really dying

Ne znaeh che si fen!?! Az im imam pochti vsichko makar che v posledno vreme gi slusham riadko...
Imam obache edin koncert v Pompei (na video), kojto mi e liubim. Ottam mi e liubimoto izpylnenie na The Sauserful of secrets

Fear is the path to the dark side...

без да се заяждам... само от гледна точка на коректност, искам да уточня, че имаш грешка при изписване заглавието на албума. видях, че и ChaosFire се е подвел по теб.
saucerful се пише с 'c'